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By ksamp - 12/10/2011 04:26 - United States

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Today, the man I love still thinks that female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one. FML
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rattusrattus 18

Any man who refused to attempt to make me ****** would be drop-kicked out the door. They're ******* awesome.

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dreamering 16

Kick him in the balls and say that the pain is a myth.

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Psycho_Babydoll 26

Here's what you do. You lie next to him in bed and start touching yourself. Start moaning and really getting into it. Keep this up for at least fifteen to twenty minutes before faking an ******, taking care to be SLIGHTLY over enthusiastic. Then look over at him, say "That was the BEST I've ever had!" wink, then roll over and go to sleep. He'll be all over you. :)

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AidensHorizon 4

I could help you with that ;)

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lulzworthy 3

It's refreshing to see that someone of average intellect can fall in "love" with the mentally handicapped. How sweet. :)

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matumbo 0

Time to drop him and get a B.O.B

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ksamp 3

UPDATE! I took everyone's advice and dumped the asshole because even after I showed him the comments on here he refused to believe in female O's...what a d bag

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dodgehem04 4

well tell you will only give as good as you recieve it might change his mind if not fined the one that will give.you satisfaction.

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Kiirst_mt1994 26

maybe you need to find someone who will fill your needs xD

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