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By ksamp - 12/10/2011 04:26 - United States

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Today, the man I love still thinks that female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one. FML
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rattusrattus 18

Any man who refused to attempt to make me ****** would be drop-kicked out the door. They're ******* awesome.

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dreamering 16

Kick him in the balls and say that the pain is a myth.

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pntgirl95 14

Then say you think man orgasms are a myth and refuse to have sex!

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nerderific 3

And you love this willfully ignorant, selfish, chauvinistic prude...why?

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linko_fml 0

Bitch make him a sandwich!!

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sexxme 9

Tell him you believe male orgasms are also a myth. Some one isn't getting any head!

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darthrawn 0

Dump him. U can find better. He is obviously an idiot.

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Person12720 3

Dump that loser. If he's too much of an inconsiderate prick to listen to your own needs and wants, then he can go F himself =). One day he'll get stuck with a woman who's just as sexually unappealing as him, and considers sex a chore/only for babymaking, and he can enjoy not having to put any effort into making her happy, while she just lays there like a dead fish as he flops around on top of her. That's the only future for someone like him.

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Clarice1 9

And you love this creep WHY?? Seriously. I'm not saying that sex is the most important part of a relationship, but even if he doesn't believe that an ****** is possible, his refusing to do something that will give you pleasure is really messed up. It's borderline misogynistic, actually -- he's essentially saying that sex is for his enjoyment alone, that he has a right to your body but it isn't worth his time to help you enjoy it too. I know we don't choose to fall in love, but I think you need to question whether you should be involved with this guy.

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Clarice1 9

Also, thanks to all the straight men who actually feel that sex is more satisfying when their partner has an ******. You are going to be rewarded with a lot more getting laid.

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