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By ksamp - 12/10/2011 04:26 - United States

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Today, the man I love still thinks that female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one. FML
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rattusrattus 18

Any man who refused to attempt to make me ****** would be drop-kicked out the door. They're ******* awesome.

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dreamering 16

Kick him in the balls and say that the pain is a myth.

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hateevryone 14

tell him women giving men oral sex is a myth. see what he does then.

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dansco 24

Stick a finger up his arse and show him lol

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h4ppys3xym3 6

I'm sorry, no man is that dumb. I think he's just lazy and that's his excuse to not do anything. I say you should give him a taste of his own medicine.

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xgetxbentx 13

So stop trying to give him one and just buy yourself a sex toy. Then he can have a taste of his own medicine. Or do what most other people said and ********** for him.

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FMLisNotReal 0

Q: what's the best way to give a woman an ******? A: Who cares.

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lulzmylife 4

You have my condolences for your terrible taste in men. Why on earth would anyone fall in love with such an ignorant, self-absorbed asshole? My suggestion is: next time he asks for a *******, tell him they're a myth and he won't get another one until he gives you an ******. Well, actually, my first suggestion is to dump his ass like a hot potato. But if you won't do that, then try the above until at least one of you comes to your senses.

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