By ac-hoo - 04/02/2012 14:52 - India

Today, the man of my dreams kissed me. It was everything I had imagined it would be until in the middle of the kiss, he burped. FML
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jtthegr8 26

Haha, maybe he's already that comfortable with being near you? But seriously... Kinda gross

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21jason 9

Wait until you have sex... Burping wont be the only thing he's going to do

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5HT2A 5

Lol I saw that the OP was from india hence why I said curry.

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MaceFaceLOL 8

Ahaha I didn't see that. But yes I would say people from India eat curry breakfast lunch and dinner. Or some bird covered in a curry like sauce.

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jengers115 10

It might have been a nervous burp...I'm almost sure he didn't do that on purpose. It could be worse he could have pushed you down a flight a stairs. =)

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EG14_fml 8

…why is OP's name ac-hoo if he burped?

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DontClickOnMe 28

Probably because OP made their account before they published this FML.

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MaceFaceLOL 8

It could be worse...what if this happend "he leaned in to kiss you and he then sneezed and hit his forehead on your nose causing you to have a bloody nose."

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silentbutfunny 0

I can tell when im about to burp, decent thing to do is look away. Unless he was thinking she was into that...

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CDeCam 9

While kissing does stimulate your body in many ways, I never thought causing you to burp was a common one.

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toenibbler 14

how do you think he felt? embarrassed slightly I would imagine

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bubo_fml 10

Did the burp cause your cheeks to blow up like a blow fish?

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reaxion 25

Best comment so far. Mental pictures ftw!

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LianLover 0

#29 That's hilarious best comment yet!!!!

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