Love: Today, the man of my dreams kissed me. It was everything I had... - FML

By ac-hoo - 04/02/2012 14:52 - India

Today, the man of my dreams kissed me. It was everything I had imagined it would be until in the middle of the kiss, he burped. FML

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By sydneybourgeois - 13/08/2011 04:06 - United States

Today, the guy of my dreams told me he liked me and leaned in to kiss me. Just as our lips touched, I ripped a big ass fart. FML

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The Taste of Love

By Anonymous - 05/04/2020 14:00

Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML

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A little extra

By Anonymous - 27/11/2009 23:23 - United States

Today, my date kissed me after our second date. The way he leaned towards my mouth was very romantic. He's pretty tall, so I stretched myself as high as possible to make the kiss as passionate as possible. That's how I ended up belching into his mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2009 04:14 - United States

Today, I was lying on the couch with my boyfriend and was feeling tired, so I got a soda. I sat back down and surprised him with a passionate kiss. I also surprised him when I suddenly burped right into his mouth. FML

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Love is in the air

By Rydia - 31/10/2020 05:01

Today, my fiancé hugged me so tight that I couldn't move, said he loved me, let out a loud, obnoxious and smelly fart cloud and made me breathe it in. FML

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Nervous

By amelie - 09/12/2018 05:00

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML

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By hollysofly - 15/01/2011 07:38 - United States

Today, I went on the first date of my life. I also burped during my first kiss. FML

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By Wow - 11/04/2013 12:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while watching TV. I thought it would be cute to try to kiss him awake like they do in the movies. He farted. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2011 15:23 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2010 20:20 - United States

Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML

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jtthegr8 26

Saturday 4 February 2012 19:43

Haha, maybe he's already that comfortable with being near you? But seriously... Kinda gross

21jason 9

Saturday 4 February 2012 19:52

Wait until you have sex... Burping wont be the only thing he's going to do

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DangerousGirl91 2

Sunday 5 February 2012 3:24

LOL it's ok. I would have laughed it off and flirted with him if I were you. have some sense of hunour, man!

GetTheFuckOut 7

Sunday 5 February 2012 4:21

It's just a burp. Seriously?

LateandGreat 11

Sunday 5 February 2012 6:47

Man of your dreams? How quaintly victorian :|

mrssuarez2011 12

Sunday 5 February 2012 7:42

And this is the end of your life why? Think of how embarrassed the poor guy is, get over it and kiss him again.

LianLover 0

Sunday 5 February 2012 7:48

At least you got a kiss from "the man of your dreams" and besides He probably did it on accident

kei1108 13

Sunday 5 February 2012 8:13

It's okay! Make a joke out of it! First kisses with a new person are almost always awkward. :) Be glad that you got the man of your dreams! Great for you!! :D

EmilyStrauch 8

Sunday 5 February 2012 8:16

He must be embarrassed. I would just laugh, pop in some breath mints for you both, and carry on(:

opinionmaker 7

Sunday 5 February 2012 15:52

So apparently that kiss was enough to fill his stomach... on brighter side, you don't need to cook to impress him :D

wuzzup969 2

Sunday 5 February 2012 17:06

I still would be satisfied

JayJavaMonsterr 10

Sunday 5 February 2012 21:03

Don't be so ungrateful! Be happy that "the man of your dreams" kissed you!

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