By ac-hoo - 04/02/2012 14:52 - India

Today, the man of my dreams kissed me. It was everything I had imagined it would be until in the middle of the kiss, he burped. FML
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jtthegr8 26

Haha, maybe he's already that comfortable with being near you? But seriously... Kinda gross

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21jason 9

Wait until you have sex... Burping wont be the only thing he's going to do

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mellowmo0d88 8

Lol, my boyfriend does that to me all the time.

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badcompany2205 1

Do you want a new boyfriend?? I can tell you I won't be anything but awesome :) haha

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absolutegrrr 7

Woah 30, there's an offer you can't refuse.

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quite_bored 9

But 57, your username even states you're bad company!

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Redoxx_fml 22

At least he didn't fart

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DontClickOnMe 28

Even though farts are gross, I still think the burp would be worse because she most likely got a taste of it lol. At least he didn't do both.

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MaceFaceLOL 8

OH DEAR GOD I ACCIDENTLY CLICKED ON YOU!!

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DontClickOnMe 28

73 - You're gonna regret you ever did that..

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mrsskittles 0

oh boo hoo. this is not worthy of fml. nbd

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perdix 29

Why would you complain unless it tasted like your sister's ass?

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shiftless 5

We're all bags of disgusting fluid anyway. I consider it a small miracle when a group of people can hold it together for more than 10 minutes without burping or farting!

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emogiggles 0

Well at least he didn't fart cos that would've just been really. Awkward

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