By ac-hoo - 04/02/2012 14:52 - India

Today, the man of my dreams kissed me. It was everything I had imagined it would be until in the middle of the kiss, he burped. FML
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jtthegr8 26

Haha, maybe he's already that comfortable with being near you? But seriously... Kinda gross

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21jason 9

Wait until you have sex... Burping wont be the only thing he's going to do

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TheJester12 15

is it safe to assume that it reeked of curry?

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bubo_fml 10

Everytime I kiss a girl in my dreams I wake up w/ extra starch in my Y fronts...

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GoW_Chick 14

Hey even the man of your dreams has flaws, just like everyone else, you should be happy, this could be a funny story to tell your children one day.

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bobbos100 2

He cares so he shares-- what a guy!!

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holdenthemonkey 3

The burp was totalIy unintentional, but John bet me to kiss you. Sorry but I had to be drunk to do it; you just aren't my type. Cheers SM

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cooLING 0

Wtf?! If that was meant as a joke, it wasn't funny. If you're he person OP was talking about, you are a complete dick.

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cyK0tek 0

67- ...talk about no sense of humor.....

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cooLING 0

No, I've just had guys say that to my friends. Maybe I should lighten up laughing at that after comforting your friend makes it not funny anymore...

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badcompany2205 1

Was it a little burp that only you noticed or a bad a** gas pocket that dislodged deep from the inner workings of your body?

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Jackasss_fml 14

Oho, usko bolo sorry kahe!

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perdix 29

Maybe he threw up in his mouth a little...perhaps you could use a Tic-Tac?

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