Love: Today, the man that I have a crush on finally touched me. This...

By Anonymous - 30/06/2015 07:51 - United States - Rochester

Today, the man that I have a crush on finally touched me. This would have been great, if not for the fact that it was to roll me on my side while I was having a seizure. FML

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By clumsy - 07/05/2013 00:45 - United States - Murfreesboro

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By Mojo - 14/12/2009 17:06 - United Kingdom

Today, my crush took me to a park and told me he loved me. We sat on an old bench and were just about to kiss when I screamed. I now have a huge splinter in my arse and he can't stop laughing. FML

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It's not what you think

By Redfaced - 15/05/2013 16:54 - United Kingdom - Walsall

Today, I was sitting next to an attractive man. Much to my surprise, he started stroking his foot against mine. I was happy at the flirting, because I've been attracted to him forever, so I played along. That's when he stood up and explained he was trying to stretch out a cramp. FML

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By boom - 17/03/2011 21:26 - United States

Today, my crush gave me a ride home. When I opened the door to get out, he switched the gear to reverse, thinking the car was in park. I got run over by the car door. FML

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StormGirl142 24

Tuesday 30 June 2015 15:08

At least you know he cares enough not to let you die, I guess. Hope you're okay.

ninka_fml 8

Tuesday 30 June 2015 15:12

Just as #1 said, he didn't ignore your seizure and helped you. Use that as an opportunity to say thank you and maybe ask him out to show your gratitude? :) Good luck OP! And hope you feel better soon.

Comments

sunnyray812 42

Tuesday 30 June 2015 15:37

He pretty much was trying to save you, so that makes him your hero. You can think of it that way instead. :)

AyeJay101 25

Tuesday 30 June 2015 15:43

Well, if you hadn't spoken to him prior this event, I think this is a pretty good excuse to talk to him more. Goodluck

gracehi 31

Tuesday 30 June 2015 15:47

Yeah, she could totally use this as an excuse to ask him out. "I really appreciate you helping me yesterday. Let me thank you by buying you dinner."

gracehi 31

Tuesday 30 June 2015 15:46

Totally worth it.

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 30 June 2015 16:37

He cares that's something right?

Silk_Routes 14

Tuesday 30 June 2015 16:41

u mean a gentle touch!

purplebuggie 12

Tuesday 30 June 2015 17:34

Maybe you can offer to take him out as a thank you.

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Tuesday 30 June 2015 18:00

He was saving your life though, so it wasn't bad.

KaylaRocksss 7

Tuesday 30 June 2015 18:29

Hope you're okay OP! You should be very thankful that you were with someone who knew what they were doing. Like someone else suggested, offer to take him out as a thank you. Maybe y'all will hit it off and he'll realize he has feelings for you as well.