Miscellaneous: Today, the man who fired me from my job became my stepfather.... - FML

By Guy - 17/10/2015 18:23 - United States - O Fallon

Today, the man who fired me from my job became my stepfather. FML

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You deserved it 1 708

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By ladylarni - 07/04/2013 08:20 - Australia

Today, my ex-husband officially became my stepdad. FML

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You deserved it 4 854

Noooo, not him

By Jenni - 21/03/2021 23:01

Today, my mother arranged for me to meet the man she is planning to marry. Turns out, my future stepfather is also my creepy old boss, who spent 4 months hitting on me before I quit a year ago. FML

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You deserved it 78

By xkal174 - 15/11/2010 11:33 - United States

Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML

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You deserved it 4 622

By hesgonnahateme - 06/06/2013 05:08 - United States - Benton

Today, I got a promotion and transfer at work. My first responsibility is to fire my soon to be father in-law. FML

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You deserved it 3 400

Love is strange

By Anonymous - 17/10/2019 22:00

Today, I learned that, just like in the movies, your ex-boyfriend can eventually wind up being your stepfather. FML

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You deserved it 145

By Stephie2009 - 30/10/2010 06:33 - United States

Today, my mother got remarried. I am now officially older than my step-father. FML

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You deserved it 3 145

Oh nooooo

By Fucked. - 26/04/2021 07:59

Today, my supervisor at work is now my father-in-law. My girlfriend told me that. FML

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You deserved it 178

Tripping

By Blank - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my new step-dad proposed to my mom during a family trip to Wal-Mart. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 933

You deserved it 4 219

By fml - 05/02/2009 11:41 - United States

Today, I got fired from my job. I worked for my parents. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 351

You deserved it 10 947

Communication breakdown

By Austin - 12/02/2011 07:50 - United States

Today, I got a notice in the mail saying I had been fired from my job. My dad's the boss, who I happen to live with. FML

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You deserved it 3 783

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Top comments

mareike 16

Sunday 18 October 2015 12:44

The world is just too small.

Miss_Chevious 37

Sunday 18 October 2015 14:04

Well, at least he can't fire you from being your mom's son.

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geyakiran 5

Sunday 18 October 2015 19:42

thats really horrible

mokhamsad 3

Sunday 18 October 2015 20:27

I'd be ******* infuriated

mds9986 24

Sunday 18 October 2015 21:41

He's not OPs boss anymore. Did you read the whole thing?

HotFrosty 14

Sunday 18 October 2015 22:11

Okay, I'll be the bad guy: Now instead of disappointing him as employee you can disappoint him as a son. Rarely does someone get fired for being an awesome employee.

9Ja4cOb 14

Sunday 18 October 2015 22:45

Awkward moment when ...

amccaul1976 8

Sunday 18 October 2015 23:33

hey just be a lazy stepson and mooch off him then when he says 'hey don't you go out and get a job?' you can say 'I did but then my tight ass, ******** boss fired me. Good thing too now I can practice my new hobby, video games.'

christinamarie17 29

Sunday 18 October 2015 23:48

Family reunions will be so fun

FML_14u2c 14

Monday 19 October 2015 0:45

Lock him out of the house, at least once.

worldclassrager 39

Monday 19 October 2015 1:06

Awkward...you may get your job back maybe talk it over dinner

daneyboy 11

Monday 19 October 2015 5:37

Awkward

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