By Anonymous - 26/08/2012 23:39 - Canada - Mississauga

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Today, the office I work at put up a "No Masturbating at Desks" sign. I'm disappointed by this, not because I usually whack off at my desk, but because enough people do that there needs to be a sign against it. FML
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alicette_fml 12

I feel bad for the guy that got caught doing it xD

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klx125cross 9

"frank!" "what?" "stop masturbating at the desks!!!"

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efrainelboricua 12

Looks like I won't be cumming there anymore

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SuzyTurquoiseBlu 25

Oh my god... that would just creep me out. What kind of job do you work at?!

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watson808 3

By saying "usually" wouldn't that imply that you have done it???

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angryyute 4

Where the hell do you work?? I'm I'm Ontario too and find this disturbing

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acetheone 8

skeet, skeet, skeet. don't tell me you work in a **** shop or sperm bank op.fyl.

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Jasonf6 0

Just where the **** do you work that you jack it at your desk? **** company?

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Ugi 26

The fact that they have to say "at desks" evidently implies that other areas are appropriate. Similarly any act conducted between two people is clearly not restricted. I conclude that you work for a UK Member of Parliament.

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MoNnEy_MiiTE 3

OK simple, he said no masturbation at desk! So why don't you go to the bathroom and do it their eh, you gotta think outside the desk

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