By Anonymous - 26/08/2012 23:39 - Canada - Mississauga

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Today, the office I work at put up a "No Masturbating at Desks" sign. I'm disappointed by this, not because I usually whack off at my desk, but because enough people do that there needs to be a sign against it. FML
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alicette_fml 12

I feel bad for the guy that got caught doing it xD

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marramrammar 2

That is what happens when you work the front desk at a strip club!

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rkp93 1

Who the he'll masturbates at work?!?

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herponi 2

Oh man how disgusting

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EandL_fml 2

WTF is wrong with you that you need to jerk off at your desk????

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kitsune3 20

Someone needs to learn how to read. The words, "not because I usually do that" are in plain sight. That indicates that OP DOESN'T DO IT.

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aloha31 6

You're probably the only person who is masturbating at his desk do that's your coworker's way of telling you your a huge pervert and to stop whacking off at work...

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Bludmagnus 13

Wow... you really have issues if you went there.

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cannonfodder 12

We had a guy do that at school. Apparently, his friend pulled a prank on him so he tried to fap into that guys bag...

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silent_fossa 1

Sounds like something they'd do on workaholics

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JockoKC 3

They sort of did do that on Workaholics, only they at least had the decency to go out to the car.

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