By Anonymous - 26/08/2012 23:39 - Canada - Mississauga

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Today, the office I work at put up a "No Masturbating at Desks" sign. I'm disappointed by this, not because I usually whack off at my desk, but because enough people do that there needs to be a sign against it. FML
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alicette_fml 12

I feel bad for the guy that got caught doing it xD

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Crazberry 5

There was one of those signs hanging above my ex's friend's desk at his house -_- Like five guys lived there though. And he wondered why I didn't like going over there... I don't know why so many guys can't seem to control themselves. Would vibrating underwear work on guys? They could design some with a cup or something inside to save on the mess... Blaaadgasghgssfedfss

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charliewhippet 9

Well I can't be 100% sure, but I THINK that sign MAY be a joke. It's just a thought.....

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Rocky007 15

Can you still have sex with other people at your desk?

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Ugi 26

That would appear to be the clear implication.

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cornyrob 33

It only takes one to warrant the sign

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mazdamanpr5 3

Only in Canada can you ********** at work, WTF, at least go to the ******* bathroom

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Bemilu 4

Perhaps the sign was placed up because of you, and only you.

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Sexy_Kisses14 8

Try a "Save it for home" sign Or " -_- wow"

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garytg 3

This would all make sense if you work in the **** industry.

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