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By Emma-Louise - 20/05/2011 19:46 - France

Today, the only positive thing my ex boyfriend left me was my pregnancy test. FML

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By rawr_fml001 - 11/05/2012 23:50 - Canada - Brampton

Today, after my boyfriend broke up with me, the only thing positive about my day was a pregnancy test. FML

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By GM38 - 23/06/2012 02:57 - United States - Melbourne

Today, I divorced my husband of 20 years. The only positive thing about my day was my pregnancy test. Yes, it was his. FML

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By melas303 - 30/12/2012 00:22 - United States

Today, I came home to find a pregnancy test in my trashcan. I live alone with my boyfriend and I'm not pregnant. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2011 15:24 - United Kingdom

Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. The only way I could have gotten pregnant is from having gotten drunk and sleeping with my ex. We broke up because I didn't want children. FML

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By Dumped and pregnant - 01/05/2018 05:00

Today, my ex dumped me for his ex who'd cheated on him. Today, I also found out I'm pregnant. When I told him he said, "I’m really happy for you. I hope it all works out." FML

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By kiken.bara - 06/01/2013 08:17 - United States

Today, I found out that I'm pregnant and sent a picture of the positive test to my boyfriend. Before I got a text back from him, I saw his newly updated Facebook status, which read, "This has got to be the most depressing day of my life." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2013 18:41 - United States - Portland

Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. My boyfriend is no fan of fatherhood, so it was with some hesitation that I called him and let him know I'm pregnant. He replied, "Like hell you are!" and hung up. He now refuses to answer any of my calls. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2011 02:35 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, in the bathroom. I noticed a pregnancy test in the trash can. He lives alone. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2017 22:00

Today, I found out I'm pregnant with my soon-to-be ex-husband's baby from the moment we agreed to have sex one last time together. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2010 17:53 - Canada

Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML

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You deserved it 10 051

happymelon 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 0:46

Nothing says "I love you" like abandonment and unpaid child-support.

Babygirl2338 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 0:46

i would track him down and make him pay that child support;)

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KleeTEE_fml 0

Sunday 30 October 2011 20:48

Chicken.

peece 0

Sunday 1 January 2012 17:03

Oh my god. I hope everything turns out ok

thereseg69 7

Tuesday 7 February 2012 0:48

Ydi...if you can't take care of yourself how are you going to take care if a baby

YoSoyNicole_ 0

Sunday 13 May 2012 19:12

Damnnn , That Sucksss .. Make Him Pay Child Support .

wastingtimeonFML 7

Tuesday 15 May 2012 21:17

Oh man, should've used protection!

maty172 14

Friday 31 January 2014 19:28

Get an abortion, there are way too many pregnant people on fml.

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 21 May 2014 17:02

Well then...this probably should have ended earlier due to nothing positive

poprocker11221 10

Sunday 5 March 2017 18:39

Oh shit.

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