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By Emma-Louise - 20/05/2011 19:46 - France

Today, the only positive thing my ex boyfriend left me was my pregnancy test. FML

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You deserved it 14 359

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By rawr_fml001 - 11/05/2012 23:50 - Canada - Brampton

Today, after my boyfriend broke up with me, the only thing positive about my day was a pregnancy test. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 901

You deserved it 6 981

By GM38 - 23/06/2012 02:57 - United States - Melbourne

Today, I divorced my husband of 20 years. The only positive thing about my day was my pregnancy test. Yes, it was his. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 104

You deserved it 9 020

By melas303 - 30/12/2012 00:22 - United States

Today, I came home to find a pregnancy test in my trashcan. I live alone with my boyfriend and I'm not pregnant. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 888

You deserved it 2 842

By Anonymous - 27/10/2011 15:24 - United Kingdom

Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. The only way I could have gotten pregnant is from having gotten drunk and sleeping with my ex. We broke up because I didn't want children. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 836

You deserved it 54 824

By Dumped and pregnant - 01/05/2018 05:00

Today, my ex dumped me for his ex who'd cheated on him. Today, I also found out I'm pregnant. When I told him he said, "I’m really happy for you. I hope it all works out." FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 743

You deserved it 546

By kiken.bara - 06/01/2013 08:17 - United States

Today, I found out that I'm pregnant and sent a picture of the positive test to my boyfriend. Before I got a text back from him, I saw his newly updated Facebook status, which read, "This has got to be the most depressing day of my life." FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 961

You deserved it 7 498

No kidding

By Anonymous - 14/03/2013 18:41 - United States - Portland

Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. My boyfriend is no fan of fatherhood, so it was with some hesitation that I called him and let him know I'm pregnant. He replied, "Like hell you are!" and hung up. He now refuses to answer any of my calls. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 921

You deserved it 10 865

By Anonymous - 10/01/2011 02:35 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, in the bathroom. I noticed a pregnancy test in the trash can. He lives alone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 517

You deserved it 3 137

By Anonymous - 27/01/2017 22:00

Today, I found out I'm pregnant with my soon-to-be ex-husband's baby from the moment we agreed to have sex one last time together. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 705

You deserved it 9 171

By Anonymous - 27/12/2010 17:53 - Canada

Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 327

You deserved it 10 043

happymelon 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 0:46

Nothing says "I love you" like abandonment and unpaid child-support.

Babygirl2338 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 0:46

i would track him down and make him pay that child support;)

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cattykins 0

Monday 23 May 2011 5:33

omg I love how they worded this. but you'll get through it I mean you got through the rapture right?

clashcloud 3

Tuesday 24 May 2011 8:22

Beats a positive HIV test!!

blinkingstarlet 15

Tuesday 24 May 2011 20:28

it takes two to tango. YDI.

Rachael_rae77 0

Friday 27 May 2011 19:25

That sucks. I been in the same situation! But it gets better!

ilostthegame101_fml 0

Friday 27 May 2011 21:01

If this was a facebook status I would like it. ;)

Navith 13

Saturday 28 May 2011 4:07

... There's a 'Like' button right under the FML...

punga_31 0

Friday 27 May 2011 21:11

oh wow, thats sad. hope you pull through and he supports the kid.

smaya 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 7:55

The post says nothing about him being a dirtbag. Maybe SHE is nuts or they just had a bad relationship.

dnicole14 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 4:07

I just had the same thing happen to me, and the guy wants me to get an abortion!

lylasgurgur 12

Wednesday 29 June 2011 17:58

haha!! took me a while to get that one, sorry OP:( you have my empathy

swinglifeaway123 8

Wednesday 14 September 2011 2:07

Watta dick

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Today, my mom kicked me out of the house because I missed my curfew and overslept at my boyfriend’s house. She said she’d let me back in on one condition: that I was still a virgin. My boyfriend’s parents won’t let me live with him. I’m currently staying in the Walmart restroom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 703

You deserved it 315

Today, I put lemon juice in my hair as a cheap and easy way to get highlights. I left it in my hair and I laid out in the backyard to get some sun. The sunshine wasn't the only thing that found me; it seems every bug in the neighborhood is now hiding in my hair. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 540

You deserved it 51 165

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Today, it's been weeks since my teenage kids have walked the dog I got them; they also don’t play with it, pay it any attention, or feed it. It’s all been me, so since I never wanted it in the first place, I gave it to a friend of my mom's. My kids now think I’m the devil and my husband says I overreacted. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 183

You deserved it 432

Today, a guy on Tinder matched with me. I reached for my phone so fast, I slipped and broke my nose against the toilet, then when I tried to use the bowl as support to stand up, my hand slipped and I slammed my broken nose right back onto the toilet. Don’t think Mr Tinder is seeing me tonight. FML

I agree, your life sucks 833

You deserved it 409

Today, I thought I was finally connecting with my new kitten when she was looking at me closely and letting me pet her. The moment was quickly ruined by her sinking a claw into my eyeball. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 424

You deserved it 556

Today, an old friend that I never really liked invited me to lunch while she was in town. While driving back to her car, I couldn't find my phone, so she offered to call it. She found it under the passenger seat and also saw that when she called, her name came up as "Sabrina-IGNORE". FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 808

You deserved it 63 452

Today, it looked like rain so I held out my hand to catch a raindrop. When I finally caught one, I closed my hand over it and ran to show my friends to prove it was raining. I opened my hand saying, "Look! It's raining!" When I looked down, I saw that I had actually caught a bird shit. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 792

You deserved it 34 072

Today, I opened my email expecting to see messages from my friends and family wishing me a happy birthday, but there were none. There were Happy Birthday messages from Pizza Hut and Victoria's Secret, however. FML

I agree, your life sucks 59 918

You deserved it 4 387

Same thing different taste

No kidding

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