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By Emma-Louise - 20/05/2011 19:46 - France

Today, the only positive thing my ex boyfriend left me was my pregnancy test. FML

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By rawr_fml001 - 11/05/2012 23:50 - Canada - Brampton

Today, after my boyfriend broke up with me, the only thing positive about my day was a pregnancy test. FML

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You deserved it 6 981

By GM38 - 23/06/2012 02:57 - United States - Melbourne

Today, I divorced my husband of 20 years. The only positive thing about my day was my pregnancy test. Yes, it was his. FML

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You deserved it 9 020

By melas303 - 30/12/2012 00:22 - United States

Today, I came home to find a pregnancy test in my trashcan. I live alone with my boyfriend and I'm not pregnant. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2011 15:24 - United Kingdom

Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. The only way I could have gotten pregnant is from having gotten drunk and sleeping with my ex. We broke up because I didn't want children. FML

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By Dumped and pregnant - 01/05/2018 05:00

Today, my ex dumped me for his ex who'd cheated on him. Today, I also found out I'm pregnant. When I told him he said, "I’m really happy for you. I hope it all works out." FML

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You deserved it 546

By kiken.bara - 06/01/2013 08:17 - United States

Today, I found out that I'm pregnant and sent a picture of the positive test to my boyfriend. Before I got a text back from him, I saw his newly updated Facebook status, which read, "This has got to be the most depressing day of my life." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2013 18:41 - United States - Portland

Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. My boyfriend is no fan of fatherhood, so it was with some hesitation that I called him and let him know I'm pregnant. He replied, "Like hell you are!" and hung up. He now refuses to answer any of my calls. FML

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You deserved it 10 865

By Anonymous - 10/01/2011 02:35 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, in the bathroom. I noticed a pregnancy test in the trash can. He lives alone. FML

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You deserved it 3 137

By Anonymous - 27/01/2017 22:00

Today, I found out I'm pregnant with my soon-to-be ex-husband's baby from the moment we agreed to have sex one last time together. FML

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You deserved it 9 171

By Anonymous - 27/12/2010 17:53 - Canada

Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML

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You deserved it 10 043

happymelon 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 0:46

Nothing says "I love you" like abandonment and unpaid child-support.

Babygirl2338 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 0:46

i would track him down and make him pay that child support;)

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SunDropGirl 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 18:43

hah I see what you did there op

MelzTheNinja 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 19:35

That was perfectly worded. FYL.

porshaaa 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 20:03

dont be silly, wrap your willy!

Actionred9 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 20:48

For the rest of your life you'll look at that darling little face and be thankful for you pour judgment and bad taste in men.. I know I am!

fjchief 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 22:13

hopefully he was a gentleman and pulled the goalie on you...ha ha!

fattso 1

Saturday 21 May 2011 22:18

Damn did I really get you pregnant

izzy247b 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 22:25

at least you are gonna be a punny mom

mimealot 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 22:46

its probably not even his, thats why!

Brett102 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 23:41

the child support office will track him down and make him pay it

Mrdw 2

Sunday 22 May 2011 0:09

That's what you get for being capable of having kids. Just kidding. But everyone trashing him, he could still step up

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