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By Emma-Louise - 20/05/2011 19:46 - France

Today, the only positive thing my ex boyfriend left me was my pregnancy test. FML

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You deserved it 14 359

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By rawr_fml001 - 11/05/2012 23:50 - Canada - Brampton

Today, after my boyfriend broke up with me, the only thing positive about my day was a pregnancy test. FML

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By GM38 - 23/06/2012 02:57 - United States - Melbourne

Today, I divorced my husband of 20 years. The only positive thing about my day was my pregnancy test. Yes, it was his. FML

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You deserved it 9 020

By melas303 - 30/12/2012 00:22 - United States

Today, I came home to find a pregnancy test in my trashcan. I live alone with my boyfriend and I'm not pregnant. FML

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You deserved it 2 842

By Anonymous - 27/10/2011 15:24 - United Kingdom

Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. The only way I could have gotten pregnant is from having gotten drunk and sleeping with my ex. We broke up because I didn't want children. FML

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By Dumped and pregnant - 01/05/2018 05:00

Today, my ex dumped me for his ex who'd cheated on him. Today, I also found out I'm pregnant. When I told him he said, "I’m really happy for you. I hope it all works out." FML

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By kiken.bara - 06/01/2013 08:17 - United States

Today, I found out that I'm pregnant and sent a picture of the positive test to my boyfriend. Before I got a text back from him, I saw his newly updated Facebook status, which read, "This has got to be the most depressing day of my life." FML

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No kidding

By Anonymous - 14/03/2013 18:41 - United States - Portland

Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. My boyfriend is no fan of fatherhood, so it was with some hesitation that I called him and let him know I'm pregnant. He replied, "Like hell you are!" and hung up. He now refuses to answer any of my calls. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2011 02:35 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, in the bathroom. I noticed a pregnancy test in the trash can. He lives alone. FML

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You deserved it 3 137

By Anonymous - 27/01/2017 22:00

Today, I found out I'm pregnant with my soon-to-be ex-husband's baby from the moment we agreed to have sex one last time together. FML

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You deserved it 9 171

By Anonymous - 27/12/2010 17:53 - Canada

Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML

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You deserved it 10 043

happymelon 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 0:46

Nothing says "I love you" like abandonment and unpaid child-support.

Babygirl2338 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 0:46

i would track him down and make him pay that child support;)

Comments

PapaCool_fml 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 3:58

Now u can show how better person u ar by making of his child much better person than he is. Som1 as good as u ar 4 example ...

VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

Saturday 21 May 2011 4:02

Something tells me he didn't want the baby...

coolwhiplova 1

Saturday 21 May 2011 4:15

Wow umm he was a jerk!!! heck more than that!!!!

alpaquette91 9

Saturday 21 May 2011 4:29

haha what a pun!

caviar_fml 2

Saturday 21 May 2011 4:32

but the baby can bring you guys back together right?

Kla017 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 4:40

Wow that really sucks I'm sorry but you need to be more responsible and use protection because of that ydi

lover_gal 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 4:46

that's what birth control is for! xD

NagatoPain 4

Saturday 21 May 2011 4:49

Your retarded for putting YDI cause she didnt expect it til she got the test -_- duh! her life is screwd! i hope your ok tho! Make him pay child support that bastard!

kkaymichelle 4

Monday 23 May 2011 10:52

just because she's preggo doesn't mean her life is screwed! children are a blessing and can bring so much joy to someones life even when they aren't planned!! trust me, I have 2!! :) I love them both dearly and now can't imagine my life without them!