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By weirdoe - 07/02/2016 09:17 - Italy - Palermo

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Today, the only thing that kept me hard during sex with my wife was thinking about my own naked body. FML
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Lalala579121 27

If marriage changes sex then you married the wrong person.

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Xamry14 10

I think she meant being with someone for a long time more than the actual marriage event itself changing the sex life overnight. It's totally normal for sex to change when you've been with one person for a while and it can become a chore unless both parties take action to spice it up a bit once in a while.

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laden_swallow09 34

Going a little American Psycho, aren'cha?

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laughingboy23 20

Damn, I made a comment about that and THEN started to read comments. I feel like an ass now.

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kpetrovski 24

This is probably the best thing I've ever read on FML.

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tomvertigo 17

Boy oh boy, that's a disgusting and off putting amount of ego you have there.

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TheGreenEyedWolf 13

Yeah...I'm pretty sure you're actually Kanye West

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