Intimacy: Today, the only thing that kept me hard during sex with my wife... - FML

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By weirdoe - 07/02/2016 09:17 - Italy - Palermo

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Today, the only thing that kept me hard during sex with my wife was thinking about my own naked body. FML

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BlueBaronBitch 22

Monday 8 February 2016 0:35

"Yeah you're the man, you sexy beast"

JuzReading 23

Monday 8 February 2016 0:37

Did you moan your name out as well?

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harleyquinnxx 17

Monday 8 February 2016 3:52

That sucks.

vikky538 28

Monday 8 February 2016 4:15

Would you ********** to your self?

cupcakekate9 14

Monday 8 February 2016 4:20

Don't be so hard on yourself

BlueBaronBitch 22

Monday 8 February 2016 4:43

*highfives so hard I lose a hand*

Based_Scooby 11

Monday 8 February 2016 4:25

All these people have problems with sex, meanwhile I'm not even able to get sex.

bbychii 20

Monday 8 February 2016 4:39

.....wot

wild5377 3

Monday 8 February 2016 4:50

Yo are u Kanye lol

umadbrobro 8

Monday 8 February 2016 5:00

Dude if your not attracted to your girl anymore just talk to her find ways to spice up your sex life and if that doesn't work it might be time for you guys to go separate ways before shit gets worse and end up hurting eachother

GolgiTendonOs 18

Monday 8 February 2016 5:01

Dennis?

lilithfury 23

Monday 8 February 2016 5:34

Your poor wife.

PotatoGlados 9

Monday 8 February 2016 6:00

Kanye, is that you?

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