By headinabag33 - 15/02/2016 01:57 - United States - Wilson

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Today, the play I was directing opened. The curtain opened, and my lead actor and actress weren't prepared. I could tell from the looks on their faces as the whole audience saw him balls deep in her, doggy style, on stage. FML
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Hey...OP here. So in this theatre there are two curtains. The second one (more up stage, away from the audience) has been broken. So we just open both curtains, since the second one never opens. We perform in front of it and it's no big deal. We get some great lighting off it really, and once we had someone stand back there and shake it and looked cool. Someone fixed the second curtain without telling us. The actors were having sex behind the "broken" curtain and it opened. No one told them to stop because they were quiet, and no one wants to tell people to quit having sex... So anyway, there it is.

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Sansational_ 18

Must've been a box office destroyer. After all, as they say, sex sells!

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Montiphelia 16

Was there a money shot scene?

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Bethaneey 15

Technically it's not embarrassing for you but they sure will never get over it

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mintlegendary 14

This is one of the best FMLs ever

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cassidyfaber 5

OH MY GOD. This is probably the most ****** up FML I've ever read...

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PoopholeSurprise 2

Maybe everybody could ad-lib around that? I would certainly be interested to see where the play went from there.

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Witchylady 17

Why, why, why on earth would anyone consider having AEC just before the curtains are drawn? Seriously people, at least and wait until after the performance is over.

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