By headinabag33 - 15/02/2016 01:57 - United States - Wilson

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Today, the play I was directing opened. The curtain opened, and my lead actor and actress weren't prepared. I could tell from the looks on their faces as the whole audience saw him balls deep in her, doggy style, on stage. FML
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Hey...OP here. So in this theatre there are two curtains. The second one (more up stage, away from the audience) has been broken. So we just open both curtains, since the second one never opens. We perform in front of it and it's no big deal. We get some great lighting off it really, and once we had someone stand back there and shake it and looked cool. Someone fixed the second curtain without telling us. The actors were having sex behind the "broken" curtain and it opened. No one told them to stop because they were quiet, and no one wants to tell people to quit having sex... So anyway, there it is.

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sprinkybagels 10

This is the best FML I've ever read. God bless you for sharing, OP.

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Zanquis 22

Pics or it didn't happen just saying..

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

I guarantee that's an opening no one will ever forget, especially the actress.

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ThrottleJockey 35

I think this is how **** started in the Victorian era.

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hoosierholla 17

It's not any of his business who she has sex with and when. He does not "own" her. You should feel just as bad for the guy's parents.

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CrazyManNo9 29

Does no one have any sense of humor anymore? My dogs would have laughed!

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Sathane 21

I'm calling BS. Working in theatre for quite some time, I know that there is always a final stage check prior to curtain. Also, there are far more than just the actors watching the stage from behind even when the curtain is closed. There are lighting and sound workers, stage setters, as well as any actors that may be coming onto the stage soon, to name only a few.

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