By CharlieOrion - 04/05/2012 12:25 - United Kingdom - Northampton

Today, the school nurse called me in. She said she knew I was pregnant and she was worried about how it was affecting my grades. I'm not pregnant. Apparently I'm just stupid and fat. FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 342
You deserved it 5 788

CharlieOrion tells us more.

CharlieOrion 7

Hey, I'm OP- and I'm really not that fat! I've just gained weight quickly, cause I'm stressed about exams... This didn't really help much!

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tidbits5197 28

And then you got drunk, went to the liquor store, grabbed two cases of beer and urinated on a pregnancy test just to prove you were just fat. xD I could totally see how this FML and the last one go hand in hand

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carmenm 6

That's so wrong of your school nurse to just assume something like that.. Wtf

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Blaqkeyeliner 6

That's horrible. Girls are really insecure with how they look in, I'm going to assume you're in high school or middle school. People need to be a little more sensitive and do their research a little better. OP, you're fine, don't sweat it.

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Blaqkeyeliner 6

about the whole being stupid thing...you should arrange a study group or get a tutor :)

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ImTheAlpha 30

At least you're not a pregnant 7th grader. One of my friends is.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Cool overused meme, bro. Needs more dragons an' shit.

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PhoenixWright25 13

How terrible, gossip is one cruel mistress.. Well hit the books I guess and your grades should pick up.

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immaMonsta 8

I hate when people assume things they have no business assuming...FYL OP.

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perdix 29

At least you can still drink beer!

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whadduppslut 4

Bitches love food.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

*Grabs flame-thrower* *burns ssenefeld for using the dreaded phrase, 'YOLO'.*

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jillybee101 7

Oh OP that sucks): I'm sorry): They should really find a new school nurse because I can tell you who the stupid one is in the FML and it's not you honey.

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DiruKitty18 8

I would get very pissy because even if you were pregnant, she has no right to intrude like that.

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