By Anonymous - 12/12/2015 05:32 - United States - Alexandria Bay

Today, the small plane I was on almost crashed, all because the pilot's girlfriend figured out mid-flight that he's been cheating on her, causing her to start screaming abuse and furiously beating him. FML
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nonsensical 26

That must've been scary as ****. I wouldve tied her down and told her to get her shit together until we landed!

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mattzawesome 28

Those smaller planes are iffy to begin with; I can't imagine the trauma of a distracted pilot on top of that.

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Mathalamus 24

She is a ******* idiot. Should wait until he can't crash the plane, at least.

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schreibergx93 19

It's easy to say 'I would've....' Honestly, who doesn't lose their shit when they find out their partner is cheating? I don't want to say it's only women because I know some guys who have done horrible things when they found out their gf was cheating. Glad you did make it safely OP!

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DoomedGemini 37

While the yelling and screaming is understandable, attacking the person flying the plane? Sorry, there's no excuse in my opinion.

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R2Y2 22

Dumping them immediately and getting them out of your life as soon as possible is a much more satistfying way to show them how wrong cheating is, imo. The pilot's girlfriend was really stupid though, is a (now) failed relationship worth your life?

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more4me 27

Well sure, you lose your shit, but unless you have a death wish you wait until you're off the ******* plane ans THEN you rip the guy a new one! or better yet, punch him in the face, kick him in the balls... whatever it takes. AFTER you all land! What an idiot!

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queencabello 19

This would be true if she hadn't beat him cause no one in their right mind would do that

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pandaxpress 19

#36 The way you wrote that makes it sound like you have a problem with women. Nobody said women weren't violent and if read correctly, I believe the point was to wait until the damn plane landed instead of being an upset lunatic while it was flying.

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Warmonger_Smurf 29

Wow! What an idiot. How is being upset over being cheating on worth your life?

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Obito_Uchiha651 17

It's times like this I wonder what's going on through the persons mind when they say "yeah OP totally deserves this" and hit the you deserve it button

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DarkStorm2Bad 14

I know, right? I think some people just press it for the sake of pressing it.

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Geckosrock99 33

There is a badge for voting YDI x amount of times. They could just be trying to get it.

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becca1998 22

Planes are basically flying death traps

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timaeusTestified 15

If that's the case, then cars are death traps on wheels that are thousands of times more deadly.

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Siehnados 17

This sounds a lot like the plot of a recent episode of Cyanide and Happiness.

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