Animals: Today, the snow in my backyard melted, revealing just how much... - FML

By holyshitsnacks - 18/03/2014 22:53 - Canada - Woodstock

Today, the snow in my backyard melted, revealing just how much dog shit accumulated underneath it this winter. FML

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By Imnotfromhere - 05/03/2022 04:00

Today, my dog decided to take a poop at the top of an icy hill. Being a good citizen, I went to clean it up. Guess who slipped and wore the poop all the way down the hill… FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2011 17:07 - Ireland

Today, I stepped in a pile of dog shit. While trying to get it off by wiping my foot on the grass, I stepped in another pile. FML

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Creepy backyard

By L.Lime05 - 08/08/2010 23:27 - United States

Today, I found a pile of animal skeletons scattered in my backyard. It appears that last night, mother nature decided to rain so hard, that the graves of my childhood pets floated back up to the top, and covered half of my field. I now have to pick all of it up before my dog sees them. FML

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By A - 09/02/2012 06:37 - United States

Today, after I spent nearly three hours building an igloo, my dog decided it would be a nice to enter it and take a shit. FML

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By dirtyfoot - 18/01/2009 21:50 - United States

Today, I stepped in dog shit, barefoot, in my own bathroom. The dog had been outside for two hours earlier, and I'd watched him take a dump. Apparently he was saving some for when he got back in the house. FML

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Good boy

By Anonymous - 06/10/2023 19:30 - Canada

Today, I took my dog to the park. It had recently rained, and he started rolling in something unidentifiable. When I got home, I discovered it was a mixture of mud and who knows what else. Now my house smells like a swamp. FML

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Snow day

By doggie_doo_face - 06/02/2010 00:50 - United States

Today, my dog accidentally crapped on her leash. When I flicked the leash to get the poo off, it went flying. Have you ever had warm poo hit you in the face on a cold day when there's 6 inches of snow on the ground? I have. FML

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By sammyxoxo - 18/12/2011 08:32 - Canada

Today, I stepped into a pile of dog shit on my doorstep, along with a note saying, "Keep your dog out of my yard." I don't own a dog. FML

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By Mr Pippin - 09/09/2018 22:00

Today, after frolicking in some long grass near a lake, my dog got back in the car smelling strongly of poop. Upon further investigation, I discovered that a sewer had overflowed in the area. My dog rolled around in human faeces. FML

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By morphea - 29/04/2015 22:54 - France - Chantepie

Today, coming home, I discovered that my dog had left me a beautiful mound of poop in the middle of the corridor. He'd made an effort, though: there was a roll of shredded toilet paper next to it. FML

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AlaskanG 27

Wednesday 19 March 2014 8:54

Happens every year up here in Alaska. It's a huge pain in the ass.

JaciMae13 9

Wednesday 19 March 2014 9:00

Same thing happened to me in Michigan! My dog ran through the muddy poop mixture....gotta love them anyways!

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bananaweeniepop 2

Thursday 20 March 2014 2:04

Poopsicles!

pookiebear1001 13

Thursday 20 March 2014 4:05

I know how you feel!!

tuffykat 8

Thursday 20 March 2014 5:38

i filled two kitchen sizes trash bags woth dog poop last weekend, the world is lucky i dont hold a grudge!!

breadstickez 5

Thursday 20 March 2014 10:32

I have a Great Dane. My yard is a minefield.

renyftw 3

Thursday 20 March 2014 13:36

hey!!! that happened to me recently. exeot I Dont pick them up. my mom does. _. I take him out everyday its fair. xD and feed him.

RaeAnnAngelica 12

Thursday 20 March 2014 16:24

Going through the same thing here in Illinois, OP

kiakonno 8

Thursday 20 March 2014 20:58

Guess who just finished picking all of it up

loidnerdy101 10

Thursday 20 March 2014 21:43

That's so shi--*shot* But seriously, that sucks.

MaDobie 1

Friday 21 March 2014 4:41

I know how it goes. Every dog owner up north feces the same crap every year. My yard is full of frozen poopsicles. If I don't do or doo doo more clean up tomorrow depends on the weather. I've only gotten a turd of it done so far. We'll, that's shit for now.

prc_ 5

Friday 21 March 2014 6:15

If you get a dog, take it to walks, that way you dont have shitsticks on your yard. If you are so ******* lazy you dont want to take dog to walks, dont get a ******* dog, get a doll or something..

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Today, I had two surprises for my boyfriend who was at work. One was a dessert and the other was sexy lingerie. He chose the dessert. Then told me I was an idiot. FML

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Today, I found out I'm 9 weeks pregnant. I got on Facebook to message my baby daddy, but was stopped in my tracks by his mugshot plastered all over my news feed for an alleged meth distribution investigation. He was already on parole. FML

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