Miscellaneous: Today, the tornado sirens went off so my family went to the basement...

By Gone With the Wind - 12/05/2014 03:29 - United States - Omaha

Today, the tornado sirens went off so my family went to the basement and turned on the TV to the local news. The station goes to their sky cam as a trampoline flies by. Quite the sight. When the storm passed, I looked outside to see our trampoline was gone. It was the one flying by on TV. FML

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By cargaljen - 07/08/2011 05:29 - United States

Today, while watching TV at my mother's house, a tornado warning came across the screen. After being in the dark, nasty basement for half an hour, my mom realized she was watching a recorded show, and that tornado warning was for 2 weeks ago. FML

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By wtf did I do - 02/03/2012 21:15 - United States

Today, I went to help a friend move into her new apartment. We were half-way through when it started to rain, and in my anger I yelled that it's like these things happen just to annoy me. Then we heard the tornado sirens. FML

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What, me worry?

By anonymous - 11/04/2011 03:26

Today, we had a tornado warning and I told my parents I loved them, just in case. My dad just said, "See you in Kansas." FML

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Windy Williams

By June - 31/05/2024 17:00 - United States - Flower Mound

Today, I woke up at 4AM to the sound of lightning hitting a tree in my backyard, then that tree proceeding to hit my house. Later, my neighbor's tree fell over, which hit our fence, and they're not even home. FML

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GHOSTS!

By WTF - 09/01/2023 00:00

Today, I was woken up by my TV falling down. Good news: It still works. Bad news: I don't know how it happened, so I'm worried it could happen again at any time and potentially break for real. FML

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Funny how?

By Jessie - 23/02/2009 08:08 - United States

Today, I drove to a party after getting my car back from the shop. A thunderstorm started as I made my way there and upon arriving, the power went out. The guests decided to watch the storm from the front windows when someone mentioned how funny it would be if a tree fell on my car. Seconds later, one did. FML

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Surprise!

By BadKitty - 11/09/2016 13:37 - Australia - Invermay

Today, I woke up to a loud bang. Thinking someone had broken in, I grabbed my hunting knife and ran downstairs, only to find my TV on the floor, completely destroyed, and my cat casually sitting next to it without a care in the world. FML

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By SGreene - 06/05/2017 20:00

Today, a storm dropped a tree across my road. I would have moved it with my tractor, but there was a tree on that too. FML

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By Fire sucks. - 17/01/2014 03:42 - United States

Today, there was a forest fire in my town. I was still forced to go to school, as it was safer. A lot of people decided not to go, and we ended up doing nothing but watching the news reports. There, I got to see my house burning on live TV. FML

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Bad idea

By Anonymous - 19/04/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, I was on a friend's trampoline trying to convince my mom that trampolines are safe and we should get one. While telling her, I smashed my knee into my face. I jumped off bleeding, slipped, hit my head on the trampoline, and got knocked unconscious. FML

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airhead2015 18

Monday 12 May 2014 14:48

Trampolines tend to enjoy flying whenever there's a heavy storm.

thejzabs 25

Monday 12 May 2014 14:50

At least your trampoline is famous!

Comments

breezybree1996 8

Tuesday 13 May 2014 6:58

Your trampoline is famous!

Stevieray20 13

Tuesday 13 May 2014 7:25

This is why if you live in a tornado area. You strap your stuff down

asherm 15

Tuesday 13 May 2014 8:39

Glad you are all safe!

Fedezzer 20

Tuesday 13 May 2014 8:57

Slightly unnecessary exposition, but oh well.

cnparks1990 9

Tuesday 13 May 2014 21:18

the trampoline would be like: freeeeedddddoommm!!!!!!!

drarraise17 4

Tuesday 13 May 2014 21:57

It's just a trampoline, be grateful that your family is safe.

Stoodle 9

Wednesday 14 May 2014 4:15

I've gone through three trampolines due to bad weather...

billyisgone 4

Wednesday 14 May 2014 15:44

"My family is safe after a devastating, destructive tornado hit our town, but FML my trampoline is gone!!! My life is ruined!!!" lol. Oh man, priorities are totally set straight huh?