By thelistman - 10/10/2009 01:58 - United States

Today, the traffic court judge didn't believe my three witnesses and two security cameras that proved I was innocent. He claimed a cop would never lie, and that the dashboard security cameras, which the cop brought in, were somehow edited by me. I was fined $1,000 and my license was suspended. FML
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Also, for the whole story, I had three other people in the car with me when I was caught "running a red light" by 2 cops who were both behind me. I was clearly in the middle of the intersection when the light turned yellow. I have a feeling that the judge was in a shitty mood that day. This was my first ticket I've ever received, and I've been driving for seven years. Even if I was guilty, I don't know why my fine was $1,000 with a license suspension when the original ticket was $75, and no other tickets on my record. This judge is going down.

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Muffinish 0

I am about 90% sure that the judge is sleeping with the cop.

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sarcasticsteve 0

Oh wow that really sucks. You should apply for an immediate appeal and find yourself a decent lawyer.

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ladiesman14 0

the authorities always say 1 thing if you get in trouble. quit breaking the law dumbass. thats their solution to everything. not a bad idea though.

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Aurvandil 0

YOU'RE A PHONY! This is from Malcolm in the Middle!

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zfchatroulette 24

YOU'RE A RETARD! Seriously who even says "phony" anymore? Are you like 5?

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Dr_Pepper_fml 3

Holy shit..... Appeal! And get the media involved!!!

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Prawn_fml 2

That sounds like some heavy duty corruption there.

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hilarioushoudini 5

It's Illinois, no state is more corrupt than them.

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twiggly 0

well Judge's are judge's because they're not completely stupid. Some are, there's always exceptions. But even the most retarded judge can't refute 3 camera's. So something doesn't add up.

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KarmaLanding 0

I was going to suggest you appeal it, but then I saw you're in The Obamunist People's Republic of Illinois. You're screwed, dude.

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Grotesque 0

You guys must all be in a shitty mood today because you're ALL at eachother's throats.

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blacklite69 0

Tempted to say YDI for living in the U.S.

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theSarahnator 0

I wish I could click the "your life sucks" button more than one time. Because that really, really, REALLY sucks. I'm sorry. Idk if karma exists, but, if it does, the cop will get what's coming to him!

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kirei_fml 0

That SUCKS hardcore. Unless the OP is delusional and only believes that they were unfairly tried, that really sucks.

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