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By Anonymous - 11/11/2010 21:40 - Denmark

Today, the weather man announced that today's forecast will include heavy rain and hail in my city. Normally, this wouldn't be a big deal. However, my house has no roof at the moment. FML

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By waterlogged - 22/09/2010 04:14 - United States

Today, my entire region received record rainfall, with torrential downpours all day and night. Today was also the day I discovered my car's sunroof leaks, when I was greeted with two inches of standing water in my floorboards. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2011 11:22 - France

Today, my kitchen is flooded, and according to my landlord, this is normal, because it rained last night. Funny, I thought the purpose of a roof was to stop water from getting in. Guess I was wrong. Silly me. FML

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By Jodie Zawadzka - 20/10/2017 06:00

Today, Hurricane Ophelia hit. I had been meaning to fix my roof for a while but couldn't get around to it. My roof is now embedded in my car. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2010 16:27 - United States

Today, we had our first rainstorm in weeks. Thirty seconds before it started, my window broke in the "down" position from overuse, since last week the air conditioning in my car gave out. Now I have a hot, wet car. FML

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By SunBed - 11/05/2020 17:00

Today, I came home to my bed and most of my room soaking wet. This morning, my mom thought it would be "smart" to warm up my room by opening the skylight above my bed. There were heavy showers all day today. FML

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By Banana_Lord - 03/03/2015 10:41 - United Kingdom - Saint Andrews

Today, I walked 20 minutes in rain, winds that almost knocked me over, and face-fulls of stinging hailstones. Less than a minute after I finally got inside, the weather cleared up, the sun came out, and a rainbow appeared. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2013 20:58 - United States - Raynham

Today, with 24 inches of snow on the ground, it is raining like hell. The weight of the snow, now full of rain water, collapsed the roof over my living room. I was eating cereal in my underwear, in the living room, directly under the failure. I'm cold. FML

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By dripdripdrop - 26/01/2010 18:44 - United States

Today, it's raining at my work. Not outside, inside, because our building's boiler broke and all the pipes are dripping with condensation. I have to sit at my desk under an umbrella to protect my laptop and desk phone. The HVAC company said, "Don't worry, this is normal." FML

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By ohcollege - 01/10/2010 10:04 - United States

Today, the rain was pouring really hard outside. I found this out when it started raining on me at 4 am inside my dorm room. Thanks college. FML

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By elle - 23/05/2011 10:17

Today, I found out that the peaceful rain I'd been listening to all night was really a broken water-main flooding my entire yard. FML

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marathdamane91 2

Friday 12 November 2010 1:20

well that could be quite a problem. cover your electronics then

ALERI0N 0

Friday 12 November 2010 1:25

that's really unlucky. move all your valuables to a safe place and stay at a hotel.

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BlueEmerald 0

Friday 12 November 2010 6:56

wow why dont you get one?!?!

itsmekids 0

Friday 12 November 2010 7:01

Classic.

ddirkkk 0

Friday 12 November 2010 7:04

haha why aren't you living with someone else for right now??

dusthawg 4

Friday 12 November 2010 7:21

Burn!

jjrebel26 0

Friday 12 November 2010 8:09

ydi for living on the streets

gunman15 4

Friday 12 November 2010 8:11

I think I can speak for all saying what the hell happen to your roof!

stewpididiot 11

Friday 12 November 2010 8:26

sue the shit out of the weatherman !!!!!

AwesumIndianGurl 0

Friday 12 November 2010 8:32

Okay...if your house has no roof then why are you still livin there..? LOL you better get a roof on that house, quickk..!! Hahha

KyleIsSoFine 0

Friday 12 November 2010 8:48

Awwwh, poor thaaang! D;

luis01 0

Friday 12 November 2010 9:13

lol enjoy the stars before it rains

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