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By Anonymous - 11/11/2010 21:40 - Denmark

Today, the weather man announced that today's forecast will include heavy rain and hail in my city. Normally, this wouldn't be a big deal. However, my house has no roof at the moment. FML

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By waterlogged - 22/09/2010 04:14 - United States

Today, my entire region received record rainfall, with torrential downpours all day and night. Today was also the day I discovered my car's sunroof leaks, when I was greeted with two inches of standing water in my floorboards. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2011 11:22 - France

Today, my kitchen is flooded, and according to my landlord, this is normal, because it rained last night. Funny, I thought the purpose of a roof was to stop water from getting in. Guess I was wrong. Silly me. FML

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By Jodie Zawadzka - 20/10/2017 06:00

Today, Hurricane Ophelia hit. I had been meaning to fix my roof for a while but couldn't get around to it. My roof is now embedded in my car. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2010 16:27 - United States

Today, we had our first rainstorm in weeks. Thirty seconds before it started, my window broke in the "down" position from overuse, since last week the air conditioning in my car gave out. Now I have a hot, wet car. FML

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By SunBed - 11/05/2020 17:00

Today, I came home to my bed and most of my room soaking wet. This morning, my mom thought it would be "smart" to warm up my room by opening the skylight above my bed. There were heavy showers all day today. FML

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By Banana_Lord - 03/03/2015 10:41 - United Kingdom - Saint Andrews

Today, I walked 20 minutes in rain, winds that almost knocked me over, and face-fulls of stinging hailstones. Less than a minute after I finally got inside, the weather cleared up, the sun came out, and a rainbow appeared. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2013 20:58 - United States - Raynham

Today, with 24 inches of snow on the ground, it is raining like hell. The weight of the snow, now full of rain water, collapsed the roof over my living room. I was eating cereal in my underwear, in the living room, directly under the failure. I'm cold. FML

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By dripdripdrop - 26/01/2010 18:44 - United States

Today, it's raining at my work. Not outside, inside, because our building's boiler broke and all the pipes are dripping with condensation. I have to sit at my desk under an umbrella to protect my laptop and desk phone. The HVAC company said, "Don't worry, this is normal." FML

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By ohcollege - 01/10/2010 10:04 - United States

Today, the rain was pouring really hard outside. I found this out when it started raining on me at 4 am inside my dorm room. Thanks college. FML

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By elle - 23/05/2011 10:17

Today, I found out that the peaceful rain I'd been listening to all night was really a broken water-main flooding my entire yard. FML

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Friday 12 November 2010 1:20

well that could be quite a problem. cover your electronics then

ALERI0N 0

Friday 12 November 2010 1:25

that's really unlucky. move all your valuables to a safe place and stay at a hotel.

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AngelsDecay 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 1:30

quickly craft a steel umbrella.

oreoreo 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 21:38

And you don't have a roof because...?

hJOhnS 0

Monday 22 November 2010 22:37

i sure find That hard to believe, considering Im in The construction field..go figure

Pawned71 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 3:56

KILL THE WEATHERMAN!!! lol

irelandguy 0

Sunday 28 November 2010 12:12

how... how can someone live in a roofless house?

iamfreakinkylie 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 4:35

haha sucks for you(;

iamfreakinkylie 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 4:35

haha sucks for you(;

thewcloner 22

Sunday 24 July 2011 7:17

my question is why does he have no roof... but ya it still sucks

catiamakittycat 0

Sunday 29 April 2012 23:59

shit. that must stink

FweakofCydonia 40

Thursday 8 August 2013 20:04

OP might be in the middle of fixing and placing a new one. Maybe his old one broke and that's why he doesn't have a roof.

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