By Anonymous - 27/06/2013 20:27 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, the weather was so hot that I couldn't stop sweating profusely while using the restroom. Ever slipped off the toilet seat and hit the floor hard due to ass-sweat? Not a pleasant experience. FML
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chocolateisyum 12

Well that must have been a slippery situation.

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Pleonasm 35

Lovely image, thanks. I can't imagine your butt being any cleaner than today.

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catwho 18

I don't know which would be more dirty after that.

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fml0505 22

That's why you always kung fu grip the sides of the toilet.

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Calingaladha 21

The porcelain god demanded you be prostrate, I guess.

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outoftown 26

Hey, you found a new slip-and-slide!

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jessBeAqueen 13

I have a feeling that the weather wasn't the only thing causing op to sweat profusely. what did you eat OP that made you feel like you were giving birth ???

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w_introuble 25

Where does it say that op felt like giving birth?

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jessBeAqueen 13

i was imply that that runs he probably had contributed to the sweating. I wasn't being literal.

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10showgirl 16

It doesn't say that he had the runs...

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CharresBarkrey 15

If you insist on making up details to this story, I must point out that the "runs," or diarrhea, would not feel like giving birth as diarrhea is somewhat liquid and not hard to pass. Now that your comment's been blown wide open with holes, just admit you misread the FML.

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singer0421 32

As least you didn't slip off while using it if you know what I mean.

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Oxidation 5

Shower beforehand next time. Sounds odd, but in general it's a good idea to just cool off every once in a while. If it's an emergency, I suppose all you can be is cautious.

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jw90 18

What a shitty experience.

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Pesticides 19

Never let your ass touch the grass! (or floor in this instance)

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perdix 29

No, I know enough physics to plop my ass directly over the toilet, so I can stay put even when the coefficient of sliding friction approaches zero due to copious ass-sweat. It's good to be a nerd!

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acs123acs 22

But if the coeficcient of sliding friction approaches zero a small force in any horizontal direction would cause motion. Unless the coefficient of static friction is high enough to keep you from starting to slide.

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