Miscellaneous: Today, the weird receptionist at the hotel I'm staying at asked...

By scaredtosleep - 24/09/2009 09:50 - United Kingdom

Today, the weird receptionist at the hotel I'm staying at asked me if I needed an extra blanket because I "looked cold in my sleep last night". FML

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By Anonymous - 23/06/2013 04:10 - United States - Seattle

Today, while working the graveyard shift at my hotel, it felt a little chilly, so I grabbed a blanket out of the box we usually store old blankets in. Twenty minutes later, the live-in maintenance man casually remarked that those blankets are all infected with bed-bugs. FML

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By madeline9322 - 20/12/2016 03:15 - Canada

Today, the lack of heating in my room has gotten to the point where I have to cuddle my clothes for the next day at night so they're not freezing when I wake up. FML

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By Lapis - 20/12/2009 19:42 - United States

Today, I woke up to a quite frigid room, which wasn't out of the ordinary since my building's heat is broken. But I realized that the extra cold I was feeling was due to the snow piled up on my bed. It had snowed 20 inches last night. My mom had apparently opened my window. FML

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By keimA - 23/06/2019 12:30

Today, my new roommate, who seemed to get along with me just fine up until now, has requested to switch to a different room. Apparently, I was making racist comments in my sleep. FML

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By Dirty_Mind_69 - 20/07/2013 08:35 - United States - Shreveport

Today, I came home from work to my hot roommate cooking and wearing nothing but an apron. She pulled me into her room and things went great. At least, they did before I woke up in the break room with my coworkers and boss all gathered around, listening to me talking in my sleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2019 14:00

Today while I was about to go into the shower, my mom walked in on me while I was naked. She looked down and asked me if I was cold. FML

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By abrazama - 02/10/2009 14:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I went down to my accommodation office in fiery wrath, demanding that something be done about my three-days-cold shower. Looking dubious, they sent someone back with me. As soon as we got there he looked at me with deep pity and pulled the cord in the corner that activated the hot water. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/08/2011 17:58 - Vietnam

Today, I checked into a hotel because my boss had assigned me to a new position. As soon as the reception lady looked up, she had me kicked out of the hotel. Apparently, one of the regulations is, "No prostitutes allowed." I was wearing a business suit. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2009 11:49 - United States

Today, I woke up in my friend's living room after our sleepover. I heard her hot older brother and his friends in the kitchen. Feeling confident, I exposed my midriff a little bit just to give them a peek. They groaned and threw a blanket over me. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2009 02:38 - United States

Today, I walked into work, and the first question my boss asks me is "Are those your pajamas?" I was wearing my favorite outfit. FML

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Thursday 24 September 2009 16:56

creepy....

A_Dirty_Syn 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 16:58

haha. I would had called the police.

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jdawg2010 0

Tuesday 13 September 2011 15:20

that's really creepy and i would gtfo of there.

EpicGagaFan 7

Sunday 25 December 2011 16:52

Wow that's just... Creepy ._. Don't go back there!

poohtz 5

Wednesday 25 January 2012 3:31

Looks like you have a new friend!

al66orange 4

Saturday 7 April 2012 1:16

Either she saw you or there are security cams in the rooms. Freaky whichever way you look at it! Lol

iCake 13

Monday 20 August 2012 0:07

Sounds like me

GabriellaMoss1 5

Monday 3 September 2012 2:21

Get out of there while you still can.

doglover100 28

Friday 23 November 2012 4:38

That is creepy. I'd leave.

Kevdog824 12

Saturday 24 August 2013 2:27

This FML needs an "I agree, this is creepy button"!

fantasyworld 37

Friday 29 August 2014 15:51

That's when you look for hidden cameras.

dunnybunny21 8

Tuesday 6 September 2016 4:57

Hell nah, I'd be leaving that hotel the second she said that ??

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