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By scaredtosleep - 24/09/2009 09:50 - United Kingdom

Today, the weird receptionist at the hotel I'm staying at asked me if I needed an extra blanket because I "looked cold in my sleep last night". FML

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By Anonymous - 23/06/2013 04:10 - United States - Seattle

Today, while working the graveyard shift at my hotel, it felt a little chilly, so I grabbed a blanket out of the box we usually store old blankets in. Twenty minutes later, the live-in maintenance man casually remarked that those blankets are all infected with bed-bugs. FML

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By madeline9322 - 20/12/2016 03:15 - Canada

Today, the lack of heating in my room has gotten to the point where I have to cuddle my clothes for the next day at night so they're not freezing when I wake up. FML

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By Lapis - 20/12/2009 19:42 - United States

Today, I woke up to a quite frigid room, which wasn't out of the ordinary since my building's heat is broken. But I realized that the extra cold I was feeling was due to the snow piled up on my bed. It had snowed 20 inches last night. My mom had apparently opened my window. FML

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Today, my new roommate, who seemed to get along with me just fine up until now, has requested to switch to a different room. Apparently, I was making racist comments in my sleep. FML

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By Dirty_Mind_69 - 20/07/2013 08:35 - United States - Shreveport

Today, I came home from work to my hot roommate cooking and wearing nothing but an apron. She pulled me into her room and things went great. At least, they did before I woke up in the break room with my coworkers and boss all gathered around, listening to me talking in my sleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2019 14:00

Today while I was about to go into the shower, my mom walked in on me while I was naked. She looked down and asked me if I was cold. FML

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By abrazama - 02/10/2009 14:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I went down to my accommodation office in fiery wrath, demanding that something be done about my three-days-cold shower. Looking dubious, they sent someone back with me. As soon as we got there he looked at me with deep pity and pulled the cord in the corner that activated the hot water. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/08/2011 17:58 - Vietnam

Today, I checked into a hotel because my boss had assigned me to a new position. As soon as the reception lady looked up, she had me kicked out of the hotel. Apparently, one of the regulations is, "No prostitutes allowed." I was wearing a business suit. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2009 11:49 - United States

Today, I woke up in my friend's living room after our sleepover. I heard her hot older brother and his friends in the kitchen. Feeling confident, I exposed my midriff a little bit just to give them a peek. They groaned and threw a blanket over me. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2025 08:00 - United Kingdom - Lerwick

Today, I was awoken at 3am by hotel management to tell me they received complaints about me from every room within 30 yards of mine, including from the floors above and below me. What was my crime? Snoring loud enough to rattle windows on the other side of the building. FML

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catatonicsleep 17

Thursday 24 September 2009 16:56

creepy....

A_Dirty_Syn 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 16:58

haha. I would had called the police.

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cinnomonroll 0

Sunday 22 August 2010 15:09

that's creepy. maybe u should report the hotel.

Jvp05 0

Tuesday 28 December 2010 0:00

Thats creepy!!!!!!

Nympho_Ninja 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 2:27

Maybe report her? Or check into another hotel. FYL.

Ugi 26

Friday 13 May 2011 14:07

Maybe she was offering to keep you warm! Either way, if you had asked her if that's what she was offering it would probably have stopped her messing with people like that.

neonpanda44 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 5:25

that's when you set up a motion detecting camera that's used for hunting in your room so that way when you go into the police station the next day, you have evidence!:)

soccer4life20 9

Friday 1 July 2011 19:35

uhmm....can you say awkward?

jaychristine 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 11:09

ew dude, creep

corporalcool 5

Friday 8 July 2011 0:32

thats just fucken scary. was she hot tho???

Seaninthemachine 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 4:49

That is some shyt!

MandathePanda24 0

Saturday 6 August 2011 4:32

Ummm...I think that's really freakin weird. What if woke up in the middle of the night and just saw the receptionist sitting in a chair staring at you and after you screamed she said would you like another blanket sir

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