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By scaredtosleep - 24/09/2009 09:50 - United Kingdom

Today, the weird receptionist at the hotel I'm staying at asked me if I needed an extra blanket because I "looked cold in my sleep last night". FML

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By Anonymous - 23/06/2013 04:10 - United States - Seattle

Today, while working the graveyard shift at my hotel, it felt a little chilly, so I grabbed a blanket out of the box we usually store old blankets in. Twenty minutes later, the live-in maintenance man casually remarked that those blankets are all infected with bed-bugs. FML

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By madeline9322 - 20/12/2016 03:15 - Canada

Today, the lack of heating in my room has gotten to the point where I have to cuddle my clothes for the next day at night so they're not freezing when I wake up. FML

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By Lapis - 20/12/2009 19:42 - United States

Today, I woke up to a quite frigid room, which wasn't out of the ordinary since my building's heat is broken. But I realized that the extra cold I was feeling was due to the snow piled up on my bed. It had snowed 20 inches last night. My mom had apparently opened my window. FML

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By keimA - 23/06/2019 12:30

Today, my new roommate, who seemed to get along with me just fine up until now, has requested to switch to a different room. Apparently, I was making racist comments in my sleep. FML

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By Dirty_Mind_69 - 20/07/2013 08:35 - United States - Shreveport

Today, I came home from work to my hot roommate cooking and wearing nothing but an apron. She pulled me into her room and things went great. At least, they did before I woke up in the break room with my coworkers and boss all gathered around, listening to me talking in my sleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2019 14:00

Today while I was about to go into the shower, my mom walked in on me while I was naked. She looked down and asked me if I was cold. FML

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By abrazama - 02/10/2009 14:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I went down to my accommodation office in fiery wrath, demanding that something be done about my three-days-cold shower. Looking dubious, they sent someone back with me. As soon as we got there he looked at me with deep pity and pulled the cord in the corner that activated the hot water. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/08/2011 17:58 - Vietnam

Today, I checked into a hotel because my boss had assigned me to a new position. As soon as the reception lady looked up, she had me kicked out of the hotel. Apparently, one of the regulations is, "No prostitutes allowed." I was wearing a business suit. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2009 11:49 - United States

Today, I woke up in my friend's living room after our sleepover. I heard her hot older brother and his friends in the kitchen. Feeling confident, I exposed my midriff a little bit just to give them a peek. They groaned and threw a blanket over me. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2009 02:38 - United States

Today, I walked into work, and the first question my boss asks me is "Are those your pajamas?" I was wearing my favorite outfit. FML

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Thursday 24 September 2009 16:56

creepy....

A_Dirty_Syn 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 16:58

haha. I would had called the police.

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kittiekay 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 1:49

LMAO! i can't help but laugh! but that is creepy as hell!!!

slag_ 0

Friday 9 October 2009 6:47

did u say yes or no for the blanket?

SickToDeath 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 22:47

lolz XD

JohnnyOnTheSpot 0

Thursday 19 November 2009 3:56

x lol, wow. i'm a receptionist, and i'm at work right now, reading this. talk to the manager. she probably should get fired. x

XKroongOX 0

Friday 15 January 2010 23:38

hey dude__stfu... dude stfu

lxclark 17

Monday 22 February 2010 3:32

That is rather creepy O.O

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Tuesday 9 March 2010 5:15

111 lolz

lovergirl7 1

Wednesday 31 March 2010 4:49

ok I love to do these kinds of things personally just to see peoples reactions!

teenager34 0

Thursday 15 April 2010 3:30

you should have said, "I was going to ask you the same thing".

thirteen13146 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 8:34

111 lol and she may not have been in your room stairing at you she could be sayin that cause your cute or something

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