By calivianya - 28/08/2012 04:49 - United States - Greensboro

Today, there's a cricket in my apartment. I don't know if I'm more annoyed by the fact that it somehow got up three flights of stairs to get here, or that my cat is so excited about it that he's jumping on me and howling in my face to announce the cricket's presence instead of killing it. FML
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calivianya 29

Just so you guys know, I have a whole lot of furniture. I'm pretty sure the cricket was hiding under one of the pieces of furniture, but every time I got near my couch, ottoman, armchair, side table, or bookcase, it stopped chirping. It was pretty hard to tell where it was coming from!

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Jiinxx 8

it's kinda like "meoooAaahhooowww". *prepares for thumbs down*

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wuciwug 16

I suspect your cat brought it up 3 flights of stairs

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kriziababy 9

My cats brought moles into my house just to play with!!

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lovelyleah 10

Sometimes I wish I could just "like" an fml. Howling cat- Sounds like a siamese.

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acetheone 8

your cat is pussy.

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calivianya 29

Just so you guys know, I have a whole lot of furniture. I'm pretty sure the cricket was hiding under one of the pieces of furniture, but every time I got near my couch, ottoman, armchair, side table, or bookcase, it stopped chirping. It was pretty hard to tell where it was coming from!

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EvilDave 13

OP, I suggest you burn your house down and shoot the cricket when it tries to escape the flames.

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calivianya 29

My cat finally killed it when the novelty of it wore off. He was really funny running around and crying, though.

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Tyrax 16

He just wanted to tell you about it.

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the_derps 4

your cat sounds hilarious.

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noegginwayyy 5

Aw that's adorable!!!

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br0ccoli 14

"Cat, get your fish breath out of my face and attack! It's just a cricket! Where is your cat-warrior spirit??....ahhhh! Spider! It's a spider ahhhh!!!" *runrunrun* Hm, wonder where he learned it from...

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Mauskau 35

Crickets can climb. Not surprising if it made it up 3 flights.

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