Animals: Today, there's a cricket in my apartment. I don't know if I'm... - FML

By calivianya - 28/08/2012 04:49 - United States - Greensboro

Today, there's a cricket in my apartment. I don't know if I'm more annoyed by the fact that it somehow got up three flights of stairs to get here, or that my cat is so excited about it that he's jumping on me and howling in my face to announce the cricket's presence instead of killing it. FML

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calivianya 29

Tuesday 28 August 2012 18:02

Just so you guys know, I have a whole lot of furniture. I'm pretty sure the cricket was hiding under one of the pieces of furniture, but every time I got near my couch, ottoman, armchair, side table, or bookcase, it stopped chirping. It was pretty hard to tell where it was coming from!

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Siena5687 4

Tuesday 28 August 2012 16:04

How do cats howl?

Jiinxx 8

Tuesday 28 August 2012 16:17

it's kinda like "meoooAaahhooowww". *prepares for thumbs down*

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AtreyuNukus 2

Wednesday 29 August 2012 8:22

Your cat is excited?! That is freakin cute!!

noisebox 1

Wednesday 29 August 2012 18:07

That's just pussy logic in action....

BenTaz 7

Wednesday 29 August 2012 22:21

What do u mean 'how it got up 3 flights of stairs'......... u do know crickets can fly don't you ?

legojud 5

Thursday 30 August 2012 0:37

YDI for having a cat

PhishloverA 14

Thursday 30 August 2012 3:53

Hahaha that's funny.. It's better than a spider or centipede

Blizzicus 20

Saturday 6 September 2014 7:16

what kind of cricket

demix_fml 32

Tuesday 13 October 2015 15:38

This made me giggle ?. Hope it went away .

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