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By twinzies - 20/02/2016 02:46 - United States - Chula Vista

Today, there's a new freshman at my school that looks exactly like me. Whenever we see her, my friends shout "Twinzies!" I don't have anything against her, but I'm bummed because I'm a male senior. FML

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By whatismydadthinking - 06/08/2009 08:45 - Australia

Today, I was introduced to my future stepmother, but it turns out that I already know her. Not only are we the same age and went to the same high school, when we were in the same math class together the teacher would often confuse our names because "we could pass as twins". FML

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By Mia - 28/07/2013 06:18 - United States - Laurel

Today, I was mistaken for my twin brother twice. This probably wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a girl. FML

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By kaleighf - 28/04/2016 01:46 - United States - Hollywood

Today, a new girl showed up at my school and everyone really seems to be intrigued about her. I've been told at least five times today that she is the hotter version of me. FML

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Creepypasta

By exiebestie - 26/04/2016 01:30 - Australia - Perth

Today, my ex-best friend, who I haven't spoken to in a year because of how obsessive she got, posted a picture of herself with dyed brown hair and glasses. We look like twins. Even I thought it was me. Some people are commenting that I look beautiful. School starts tomorrow. FML

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By CasaDeLoser - 11/03/2015 05:32 - United States - Kent

Today, my kid made a new friend at school. When I asked her to describe her new friend, she said, "She looks kinda like you, only pretty." FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2012 18:15 - United States

Today, I saw my girlfriend at the store and joyfully greeted her. She got really mad at me - it was her identical twin sister, who I still cannot tell apart from my girlfriend. We've been dating for three years. FML

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Doppelganger

By Rynne S. - 13/03/2012 06:12 - United States

Today, I got my yearbook. My sister and I are identical twins, and we realized only my sister had a picture in it. When we asked the head of yearbook, they said they thought it was the same girl trying to get two pictures, so they put in the prettier one. FML

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By Ashton - 15/11/2018 13:30

Today, my girlfriend told me I have a doppelganger on campus who looks just like me, but way cuter. She got his phone number. FML

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By cbarr98 - 06/06/2015 01:00 - United States - Orange City

Today, I lost all of my male friends at work. Why? The new girl has my same interests and a prettier face. FML

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By 5minsolder - 08/02/2011 01:21 - United States

Today, I found out that even though my sister and I are identical twins, I'm known as "The ugly one". FML

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Saturday 20 February 2016 20:02

So if you guys had a kid together, would you be triplets?

The_Unlucky1 19

Saturday 20 February 2016 19:55

One in a billion eh? I guess it never specified the gender...

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JerryClark 17

Saturday 20 February 2016 20:29

Grow a beard and cut your hair short. Problem solved.

xxmollyxx 25

Saturday 20 February 2016 22:42

And a beard

andrmac 25

Saturday 20 February 2016 20:33

Do hate your baby face, if that's part of it. It won't last forever.

MorbidInsanity 11

Sunday 21 February 2016 1:24

Don't get your hopes up too high, OP. I'm almost 27 and can barely grow a thin mustache.

ligerzero459 24

Saturday 20 February 2016 20:38

Sounds like a perfect reason to date her for a little bit

yerawizardlizzy 27

Saturday 20 February 2016 22:02

I don't even want to know how you reached that conclusion.

george_s_4 30

Saturday 20 February 2016 20:46

Maybe it's a good opportunity for you to get a girlfriend if she's cool with it. I know the age difference is big but if you have a connection then **** it it could turn in a great relationship

NotCollegeBound 17

Saturday 20 February 2016 21:28

Funny thing, the age difference might not be that big. I dated someone in my sophomore year of high school who was in the seventh grade but only six months younger than me, so he would have been a freshman when I was a senior. Because of where our birthdays fell he was supposed to be in the grade below me, but he failed a grade and I skipped a grade. It was really weird to explain to people!

littlefoott69 14

Saturday 20 February 2016 21:14

if you say anything it will get worse. .as a senior..just ignore it

mrBearBear 11

Saturday 20 February 2016 21:18

1) there can be boy/girl twins 2) either she looks older or you look younger haha try and think of the positives

Jstick 10

Saturday 20 February 2016 21:33

You do realize that fraternal twins don't look any more alike than regular siblings, right?

Shade1982 20

Saturday 20 February 2016 23:10

There actually are rare instances of identical twins of different sexes. And even fraternal twins (or siblings for that matter) can actually look a lot like each other.

Jstick 10

Sunday 21 February 2016 3:13

Yes, but my point was that you were implying that boy/girl twins (99.999% of the time fraternal) look more alike than regular siblings. That is not the case at all.