Miscellaneous: Today, there was a guy following me, so to avoid him, I crouched...

By Mike Polk - 03/10/2011 12:37 - United States

Today, there was a guy following me, so to avoid him, I crouched down and basically waddled behind a wall to get past him. Sure enough, first thing I see when I get around the corner, while still waddling, was an unhappy midget couple staring right at me. FML

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By insomnitude - 05/03/2011 06:55 - United States

Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML

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Freaked

By paranoid - 06/06/2009 04:43 - United States

Today, I was walking on a path through a park by myself. I glanced at the ground and saw a shadow behind me. Thinking of an attacker, I screamed as loud as I could and began flailing my arms to ward him off. Turns out, it was a jogger. He had to stop due to his uncontrollable laughter. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2011 06:34 - Canada

Today, I was chased on my bike by a couple of guys in a car. I rode into a public park to cut through and try to lose them. I looked by to check if they were following me, but they had to stop. I laughed, looked forward, and rammed into a little girl. FML

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Avoidance issues

By ProAwkward - 18/06/2013 04:07 - United States - Grand Prairie

Today, as I was walking home, I noticed a man and a woman arguing in their driveway. To avoid an awkward situation, I crossed the street. I then had to walk past a creepy guy watering his plants in his underwear while looking directly at me. FML

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By shitbucketsfilledwithshit - 08/10/2015 16:04 - United States - Spring

Today, while walking home after a night of partying, I saw a thin, bald person in a suit looking at me from across the street. I got flashbacks to the Slender Man, screamed like a little bitch and ran. Then I realized I'd just humiliated myself in front of some random guy waiting for a bus. FML

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By georgiana072 - 22/09/2009 07:36 - Philippines

Today, as I was coming out of the ladies' room, I saw a guy glancing at me. A few minutes later, I saw him coming at me at a fast rate. I decided to run from him. As I got out of the building and into a cab, I saw him from the window waving my phone at me. He was just trying to return it. FML

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You deserved it 47 473

By Anonymous - 07/04/2011 13:28 - United Kingdom

Today, a guy who annoys me walked over. To avoid speaking to him, I pretended to be on the phone and he walked away. A few moments later, my phone rang. I looked around to see if he'd seen me. He had. He was the one calling me from down the hall. FML

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You deserved it 40 087

That Netflix show

By Imnotfromhere - 30/05/2021 08:01

Today, I was getting catcalled downtown by a guy I've never seen before. Then he told me he knows where I live, and accurately described my apartment while he followed me for 2 blocks. FML

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You deserved it 95

By googlefreak54321 - 25/07/2011 06:05 - United States

Today, I went out to go meet up with a guy. I walked all the way to his house just to see him. Then he made me hide behind a bush till his girlfriend left. FML

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You deserved it 13 590

By toosmall - 31/01/2009 21:40 - United States

Today, at the urinal a guy came up next to me to do his business. He stared over at me, looked down, laughed and then left. FML

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You deserved it 2 609

yamatelle 19

Monday 3 October 2011 19:06

As I read through this, I was expecting the stalker to wait for you around the corner. The midgets were completely unexpected.

LardZilla 11

Monday 3 October 2011 18:53

Wow, that's just some bad luck.

Comments

steadycreepin 5

Monday 3 October 2011 19:21

Well, what are the odds?

mistersheezy 7

Monday 3 October 2011 19:23

I think you got the short end of that plan.

ANGRY_BLAKSHEEP_ 0

Saturday 8 October 2011 1:24

PUN

Enslaved 36

Monday 3 October 2011 19:25

They were probably staring and just wondering what you were doing. I highly doubt they felt you were imitating them.

structuredchaoz 4

Monday 3 October 2011 19:28

Moral of the story, even midgets should mind their own damn business.

Bea_FaCurtains 17

Monday 3 October 2011 19:48

They were probably unhappy because you called them midgets.

Calyx_fml 21

Monday 3 October 2011 20:09

YDI for using the m word

freckleface221 19

Monday 3 October 2011 20:25

Is vertically challenged better?

bubbles42597 0

Monday 3 October 2011 21:57

That's the technical term for who they are, it's not like she called them one of snow whites friends

jessthebest3 0

Tuesday 4 October 2011 1:04

Actually.. I AM a little person. And literally no other little people I know go by the M word. Its actualy considered offensive. Don't be ignorant.

crystalrain17 14

Monday 3 October 2011 20:18

You should really call them "little people"...

whoopdydoop69 6

Monday 3 October 2011 21:01

or "fun sized" people!

poor_gurll1198 17

Sunday 20 October 2013 19:47

Hey, don't vote that down. Little people are people with feelings too. I had a relative go through horrible depression because people were making fun of her for being a "midget" or "fun sized"