By Mike Polk - 03/10/2011 12:37 - United States

Today, there was a guy following me, so to avoid him, I crouched down and basically waddled behind a wall to get past him. Sure enough, first thing I see when I get around the corner, while still waddling, was an unhappy midget couple staring right at me. FML
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yamatelle 19

As I read through this, I was expecting the stalker to wait for you around the corner. The midgets were completely unexpected.

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gamerdude66 8

id get it, whats the problem?

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CaptainBlack 18

Why the hell were you waddling? I feel like that's extremely unnecessary in every conceivable circumstance.

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IronMaiden45 0

when you see one midget it's fine but when you see two that means there's more waiting to attack.

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elementalz 2

Sounds like karma to me have u ever made fun of midgets?

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bigbear92 6

Just say with a woried voice "is that guy still folowing me?"

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Superllama12 11

I seems like you have a small problem See what I did there?

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