By Mike Polk - 03/10/2011 12:37 - United States

Today, there was a guy following me, so to avoid him, I crouched down and basically waddled behind a wall to get past him. Sure enough, first thing I see when I get around the corner, while still waddling, was an unhappy midget couple staring right at me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 192
You deserved it 5 943

Same thing different taste

Top comments

yamatelle 19

As I read through this, I was expecting the stalker to wait for you around the corner. The midgets were completely unexpected.

Comments

Alright. I AM a dwarf, and I know a lot of dwarfs. We prefer to be called 'Little people' or 'dwarfs'. The M word is actually VERY offensive... S please stop :)

Not trying to be offensive in any way but may I ask why the word midget is disrespectful? I would think little people is more offensive than anything but I really don't know :/

It's more of an old term, it just shows alot of disrespect for us. And why the hell is this rated down -.- I'm speaking literal truth. But thanks for not being rude :)

ArsenalFan12 0
zowieandzander77 1

You're from the US so I have to comment... You "waddled" behind a wall???? Why not hide behind a wall, duck behind a wall. The possibilities are endless- but you chose to type "waddled"?

catharsis5 9

you did nothing wrong, you shouldn't be embarrassed

daydreamer244 13
ninababe6 0

I would rather have a couple stare at me doing something weird then have some random guy following me.

kitsune3 20

I'm not sure I understand how this is an fml...I don't get it at all.