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By MALICEG - 26/05/2012 07:00 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, there was a knock on my apartment door. It was the man from next-door, who sarcastically asked if I was alright, because he said he heard me screaming in agony. I was singing. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2016 00:15 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while I was cleaning, listening to music and sometimes singing along, I heard a knock on my front door. I turned off the music and opened the door to the police, who stated they had to investigate reports of "repeated female screams" coming from my apartment. I'm a 23 year old man. FML

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By CAchickadee - 29/05/2011 04:27 - United States

Today, I was singing while unloading my dishwasher. I heard a knock on the door and went to answer it only to find the police telling me they received noise complaints from my neighbors. I live next-door to my parents. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2014 17:54 - Canada - Tatamagouche

Today, I was singing in the shower, not realising the window was open. When I got out, the neighbours were at the front door, loudly arguing with my mother. They were complaining about my awful singing. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/03/2023 00:00

Today, I was singing in the shower and my neighbor called the police because they thought I was in trouble. FML

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Voice of an angel

By awesome - 11/04/2009 17:36 - United States

Today, I was sitting at my computer, listening and singing along to some music. I started singing louder, thinking that I was pretty good. Just then, my mom comes barging through the door in a frenzy saying, "Are you all right? Are you hurt?" FML

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By Ricky - 17/08/2009 01:00 - United States

Today, I was home alone and I started to sing Halo by Beyonce. I was starting to get into it and began singing with more passion until the phone rang. It was my neighbor begging me to please shut the hell up. FML

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Oh mother, I can feel, the soiiiiil falling over my heaaaaaaad

By Anonymous - 24/10/2009 10:27 - United States

Today, I was informed by my next door neighbor that they heard me singing in the shower last night. I laughed and she told me that the family gathers in their upstairs room closest to my bathroom window to guess which song I'm singing. Every night. FML

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By legit - 02/03/2009 05:22 - United States

Today, I was singing Alicia Keys in the shower and hitting the insanely high notes. My father ran into the bathroom and threw open the shower door, screaming. He thought I was wailing in pain. FML

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Suspicious minds

By abusedparrot - 24/08/2014 12:40 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, the police knocked on my door, saying that they needed to investigate my house for animal abuse. Apparently the neighbours called, reporting a "screeching bird in pain". I have no bird, but I have been singing quite loudly recently. FML

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By WhitneyHouston - 06/07/2009 19:33 - United States

Today, my neighbor knocked on my door and left a note that said "Please stop singing in the shower. You're terrible, and everyone in the building can hear you." FML

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SkoomaKi 27

Saturday 26 May 2012 12:23

He's obviously annoyed by your singing. Buy some speakers and piss him off even more. You can sing if you want. **** your neighbor (metaphorically)

whattod0 3

Saturday 26 May 2012 12:21

Maybe you shouldn't sing that loud? Or take some lessons?

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Comet_Candy 23

Saturday 26 May 2012 15:51

Have Justin Bieber as your back up vocals next time!

CinnamonRugby 5

Saturday 26 May 2012 16:21

The hills are alive...with the sound of sarcasm. (above comment should be read with a tune)

Mandybruin 15

Saturday 26 May 2012 16:44

He's just jealous because you sing so well (haters are everywhere). What does he know about good singing anyway? Um...yeah.

caplox 6

Saturday 26 May 2012 17:04

Just keep singing, just keep singing singing singing.

Emerald_86 0

Saturday 26 May 2012 20:20

Time for you to sing louder ! .

afropuffjake 9

Saturday 26 May 2012 22:40

Try singing to some melodic death metal And see what he says :-)

baronvonstosch 0

Sunday 26 August 2012 6:45

Like maybe...pantera?

Ajwc101 24

Sunday 27 May 2012 0:22

Just take some singing lessons. :)

lenluigi 6

Sunday 27 May 2012 11:48

stop trying to sing JB then

sambudd14 2

Tuesday 29 May 2012 1:37

And you thought the shower would drown out the sound!;)

baronvonstosch 0

Sunday 26 August 2012 6:43

Sing until your lungs give out. Singing means happiness, and joy keeps the world going.

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