Love: Today, there was a new and extremely attractive girl at youth...

By Richard - 06/02/2010 18:39 - France

Today, there was a new and extremely attractive girl at youth group, so I decided to introduce myself. Her reply was, "Wow, I've always wanted to meet a gay guy!" FML

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By musamalia - 06/01/2009 11:58 - France

Today, a very pretty girl came up to me and asked me for my phone number. Very pleased, I give it to her with a huge smile and tell her that I can be reached at any time. I then watch her go back to her group of friends. My number was for her gay friend, who then meekly waved at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2011 06:58 - United States

Today, I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught my eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He came up to me, smiled back, and said "Hi, do you have a minute for gay rights?" FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2015 04:58 - United States - Latrobe

Today, for the first time in my life, a girl hit on me. Specifically, a lesbian who thought I was a girl. FML

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By imafunguy - 05/10/2012 00:28 - United States

Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2014 15:37 - United States

Today, I talked to a girl I like. I tried to make her jealous by telling her I had a "thing" going with another girl. She looked deeply into my eyes and said, "Wait, aren't you gay?" FML

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Unrequited

By Anonymous - 29/09/2020 13:57 - Canada - Windsor

Today, I ran into my childhood crush. She was the one who made me realize I was bi, and I was enthralled by her. Too bad she was straight. She's only gotten more attractive, and now she's in my program. FML

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By straightasaneedle - 02/02/2011 17:11 - Germany

Today, after three weeks of putting it off, I decided to ask out the girl I've had a major crush on since third grade. When I told her, she smiled, but then quickly said, "But aren't you gay?" FML

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Pleased to meet you

By footinmouth - 13/09/2009 05:14 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant with some friends. I noticed a very cute waitress about my age, so I walked over to her and asked if she had a boyfriend. The extremely fit, attractive waiter standing next to her immediately turned, held out his hand and goes, "Yeah. Meet me." FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2009 13:04 - United States

Today, I asked out one of the girls that hangs out in my group of friends (the same group I have been hanging out for three years). She stared at me for a couple of seconds, then said, "Who the hell are you?" FML

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Silver linings

By 10 years, 0 dates - 28/11/2020 11:03

Today, I wanted to ask out this cute girl I used to work with. Before I could, she said she likes my only friend there, and asked if could I set them up. Trying to be nice guy and good friend, I did. Then she made her complete lack of interest in me obvious. But hey, at least the gay guy she hung out with thought I was cute. FML

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davidhasmorefun 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 23:26

your reply " and I've always wanted to meet an ignorant bitch"

Darth_Draco 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 23:24

WTF? what a terrible rude thing to say!

Comments

Bboy_DiSpirit 21

Sunday 7 February 2010 0:15

do wat #23 said!!!!

123e3 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 0:15

WIN!

perdix 29

Sunday 7 February 2010 0:17

What are you complaining about? You are sooooo in! You can become buddies and fill her in on all of your knowledge of gay culture (I think you can get "Will & Grace" on DVD, so you'll have to cram, so to speak.) Then, as time wears on, you can convince her that she is so hot, she is converting you. Play your cards right and you'll have tons of hot sex and she'll get a lifetime ego boost. Win-Win!

mps1969 8

Sunday 7 February 2010 0:24

I like the way you think .

perdix 29

Sunday 7 February 2010 0:34

Thanks, I know my comment is kind of like yours, but I like the whole "conversion" aspect, so I felt like I needed to contribute it.

I_am_stupid_also 6

Sunday 7 February 2010 1:19

Nice idea, but anyone smooth enough to pull that off would have no problem getting into the pants of someone as idiotic as that anyway.

mps1969 8

Sunday 7 February 2010 1:22

Good point .

perdix 29

Sunday 7 February 2010 4:26

I_am_stupid_also. Sometimes idiotic girls have moments of clear logic and lucid judgment, but they are lightly sprinkled in a soup of bad choices and irrationality. This plan relies on the widely held ambition of many straight women to convert gay guys. There are not many dudes who think they'd gain big time guy-cred if they can manage to bring Ellen DeGeneres back to our team (except me.)

sterl13 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 7:20

I'd be gay with perdix;)

ricekrispies_fml 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 7:36

I would too. ;)

SaltyLurker 10

Thursday 18 October 2018 14:04

Thanks for the umpteenth unnecessary gay-not-gay bailout. You know, just because you're undesirable doesn't mean you have to trick people into liking you, you ******* psycho. There are people out there that have been beaten to a pulp and made confused self-loathing because mainstream sheep people like propagating the idea that people are convertible and that being gay is a choice. Allow me to smash the living shit out of you whilst insulting the **** out of everything that you were choicelessly made to be; then you can decide whether you're the type of person girls would want to be with in the first place. Useless piece of shit.