Love: Today, there was a new and extremely attractive girl at youth...

By Richard - 06/02/2010 18:39 - France

Today, there was a new and extremely attractive girl at youth group, so I decided to introduce myself. Her reply was, "Wow, I've always wanted to meet a gay guy!" FML

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By musamalia - 06/01/2009 11:58 - France

Today, a very pretty girl came up to me and asked me for my phone number. Very pleased, I give it to her with a huge smile and tell her that I can be reached at any time. I then watch her go back to her group of friends. My number was for her gay friend, who then meekly waved at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2011 06:58 - United States

Today, I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught my eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He came up to me, smiled back, and said "Hi, do you have a minute for gay rights?" FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2015 04:58 - United States - Latrobe

Today, for the first time in my life, a girl hit on me. Specifically, a lesbian who thought I was a girl. FML

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By imafunguy - 05/10/2012 00:28 - United States

Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2014 15:37 - United States

Today, I talked to a girl I like. I tried to make her jealous by telling her I had a "thing" going with another girl. She looked deeply into my eyes and said, "Wait, aren't you gay?" FML

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Unrequited

By Anonymous - 29/09/2020 13:57 - Canada - Windsor

Today, I ran into my childhood crush. She was the one who made me realize I was bi, and I was enthralled by her. Too bad she was straight. She's only gotten more attractive, and now she's in my program. FML

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By straightasaneedle - 02/02/2011 17:11 - Germany

Today, after three weeks of putting it off, I decided to ask out the girl I've had a major crush on since third grade. When I told her, she smiled, but then quickly said, "But aren't you gay?" FML

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Pleased to meet you

By footinmouth - 13/09/2009 05:14 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant with some friends. I noticed a very cute waitress about my age, so I walked over to her and asked if she had a boyfriend. The extremely fit, attractive waiter standing next to her immediately turned, held out his hand and goes, "Yeah. Meet me." FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2009 13:04 - United States

Today, I asked out one of the girls that hangs out in my group of friends (the same group I have been hanging out for three years). She stared at me for a couple of seconds, then said, "Who the hell are you?" FML

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Silver linings

By 10 years, 0 dates - 28/11/2020 11:03

Today, I wanted to ask out this cute girl I used to work with. Before I could, she said she likes my only friend there, and asked if could I set them up. Trying to be nice guy and good friend, I did. Then she made her complete lack of interest in me obvious. But hey, at least the gay guy she hung out with thought I was cute. FML

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davidhasmorefun 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 23:26

your reply " and I've always wanted to meet an ignorant bitch"

Darth_Draco 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 23:24

WTF? what a terrible rude thing to say!

Comments

braFTW 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 23:41

Are you emo?

underpaid011 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 23:43

see if you can pull off the classic "I am gay but curious what it's like to nail a chick" scam

aback 4

Sunday 7 February 2010 2:44

Yep. She might try to "convert" you.

saranottelling 7

Saturday 6 February 2010 23:46

I have a feeling that the OP is Ryan Seacrest. ...only the "I saw an attractive girl" part makes me question this.

xxreikoxx 31

Saturday 6 February 2010 23:51

Gay also means happy, although I doubt she meant on those terms...I really seriously doubt that she meant it in a hateful manner. Relax,...I wouldn't really consider this to be as much of an FML as it is a sad event.

malibucrazybabe 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 23:58

hahahahahaha. sucks for you. maybe you should stop wearing such type pants... GAY

aardvarkish 15

Sunday 7 February 2010 0:04

sounds like she says that pretty often to me, like "Oh my GOD!!!"

mps1969 8

Sunday 7 February 2010 0:07

You're so lucky use the fact she thinks you're Gay to get close to her help her practice kissing maybe give her advice on clothes and see her nude then say you want to make sure you're really Gay and get in her pants .