By Jo - 26/10/2009 03:14 - United States

Today, there was an earthquake. Good news: the only damage was a tree fell on some loser's car. Bad news: that loser was me. FML
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drano 0

If that happened, FML would be boring. "Today, a dog ran into me. FML" rather than "Today, I was walking in the park when I was hit on the shin by a red ball. I was confused, until it was followed by an enormous German Shepherd dog going at top speed. FML" etc. Though, some people can go overboard with the words n stuff.

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nediov 0

Calling yourself a loser won't help. You're one in a million!

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nyuu1234 0

yu must really be a loser tu call urself one and try nd make ppl sorry for u

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DumbStruck79 0

WOW, what a spectacular plot-twist. Brilliantly written FML, didn't see this coming...

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TuucciZ 0

"Today, there was an earthquake. Good news: the only damage was a tree fell on some losers car. Bad news: someone stole my wallet while I laughed. FML"

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flying_vegan 0

"Today there was an earthquake. Good news: the only damage was a tree fell on some loser's car. Bad news: that tree was my wife, and now I have three saplings to raise by myself. FML"

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ILIEKGIRLS 5

DERP DERP HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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TheLetterZero 7

Yet again, Mother Nature attacks a car with a tree. She needs to level up and learn some new skills.

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CoolChik 5

I don't see the FML here. I would VERY happy if this happened to me. Your insurance will pay for it if you have the right coverage. But if you're too dumb to not have insurance...then FYL but you kinda deserved it as well. This is a blessing, and if you weren't properly prepared, then it's your own damb fault. I park my car in front of a big tree every time it storms, hoping a branch will fall and do some damage, so I can get an even nicer car. =)

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ykz_44 0

don't worry, everything happens for a reason.. that reason is that the car is not suppose to parked beside a tree, and two, why would you park your car near a tree during an earthquake?

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visage 0

YDI for being a loser.

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ihearthollister 0

also to #42 u guys r creepers this ons is funny and YDI

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Ellowise_fml 0

Sorry :( That really sucks..

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MonkeySpeaks 4

I live in california. The strongest earthquake in the past week was a 3.1.... barely enough to feel a slight tremor and thats only if you're on top of it..... let alone topple a tree... i don't believe this one.

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