By nevergoingonabusagain - 30/05/2009 06:52 - Canada

Spicy
Today, there were no more seats on the bus I was taking home, which meant I had to stand. I noticed that a creepy guy sitting in front of me had a boner, so I took a few steps back. Suddenly the bus went through something like a speed bump, which caused me to fall and sit on the man's lap. FML
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Same thing different taste

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if you took a few steps back wouldn't it have been kinda hard to fall in his lap since he's a couple seats in front of you?

how did you manage to turn yourself around to sit on his lap if you were facing him. it would have made more sense if you fell onto him face forward.

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Shithappens360 0

Now I know why your username is nevergoingonabusagain

LOL. Hole in one, even tiger woods would fail that one

kekelala3 0

this is fake. how does he get a boner AND u step back and landnon his lap? I wasn't born yesterday.

Apperently You Were , Cause It Said That " The Bus Went Through Something Made Her Fall On His Lap ."