By Say Cheese - 22/08/2011 17:19 - United States

Today, this girl who has been stalking me for almost 7 months sent me a 12 page text comparing her love for me with her passion for cheese. FML
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WikedWaffle 0

Dude be happy cheese is amazing!!!!!!!

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scoobyluv 0

who doesn't love cheese I sure as hell do...YUMMY!

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tj4234 35

at least she took the time and effort! She sounds like a real keeper. Could be worse. Until not long ago my friend was stalked by this girl who kept texting him random crap such as 'my horse needs new shoes', 'I'm having period pains' whilst spending 10 hours a day phoning either him or phoning his friends asking where he was...

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FarSide 22

A real keeper? Yeah, but only in a locked basement closet.

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atlanta_lex 0

Uhh what a psycho

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mrbaka 4

all I can say to OP is RUN like the wind..

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Btreasure 8

I sent my bf a 24pg text telling him how much I love him and appreciate him. Unfortunately it woke him in the midlle of the nigh(morning) but that's okay he called me and we had a nice chat. Were still together!

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Btreasure 8

Well I was really just saying that my excessive texting skills are far mor superior to some stalker b!tch

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NuckinFutz 4

Nobody gives a shit. I hate when people tell a story on their comment. Either comment on the FML or gtfo of here.

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Btreasure 8

If you have such a problem with what I say in my comments then you gtfo! I'll say whatever the hell i want relevant or not! In fact...BANANA CREAM PIE!! F*CK YOU B*TCH!!

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