By Kamburgler - 02/07/2011 06:33 - United States

Today, this really cute guy at work kept flirting with me and cracking the funniest jokes. Before he left, he told me how much he enjoyed making me smile. An hour later, I saw my reflection in a mirror, I had a huge piece of food stuck in my teeth. FML
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RyanMacVey 17

do you have braces? ...coz they are the worst for getting food stuck in... cant even count how many times something like that has happened to me

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mattmalin11 0

Put a Gatling gun between your teeth, and next time you see him, let him make you smile... he won't try to embarrass you any more.... And as a plus, he'll know you can fit large things in your mouth!

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Lights_Out_fml 6

You tried too hard to be funny..

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heartbrakej 0

what was stuck in your teeth?

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mahomie97 7

doesn't really matter, it's embarassing Anyways:D

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trixy81 10

well he was laughing so hopefully he thought you were cute-goofy

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ChuckNorrisBeard 0

maybe he didnt notice the food...wait, who am I kidding. the only reason he was talking to you was because of the food stuck there. sorry anyway OP fyl

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LikeaPRESIDENT 0

I doubt your chuck norris's beard because he's not a captain obvious

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jonathan6773 5

Most likely he didn't care. Try Colgate Wisp... It's a pre packaged toothbrush on the go. So you could use it anywhere.

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Quest_ 13

Today, I was flirting with this hot girl at work. She laughed loudly at one of my jokes. In doing so she revealed **** covering her teeth. It created a stringy cheese effect between her uppers and lowers. MLIG

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ThorneCrossed 9

I enjoy it as well. I'll try working the word ****** into all of my comments from now on

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Saltime 0

I'm inspired now. I think I'll slip "Mangina" into my comments here and there. Actually, no. That's ******* gross.

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