Work: Today, three women came into my work and one was wearing a shirt...

By Anonymous - 01/06/2009 10:46 - United States

Today, three women came into my work and one was wearing a shirt with a rainbow that said, "We are everywhere". I had just gotten what it was referring to and when I greeted them I ended up saying "Hi gays!" instead of the standard "Hi guys". FML

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By UncleRory - 16/05/2009 09:13 - United States

Today, I was shopping at a supermarket. As I was about to pay for my items, I noticed the cashier was very cute. Trying to be nice, I smiled. She smiled back and said, "Hello, how are you?" Instead of saying, "I'm good" or, "I'm okay", I said, "I'm gay". FML

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By Anonymous - 04/11/2010 09:18 - United States

Today, I had a job interview. When I got there, the lady interviewing me shook my hand and said, 'Hello, I'm gay.' I found this strange and I didn't know what to say, so I stated, 'Aw, it's OK, I support you.' She looked pretty offended, and I realized why when I found out that her name was Gaye. FML

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By offendedfemme - 26/08/2009 02:16 - United States

Today, I was walking with my husband, holding hands, when a man with a rainbow shirt on came up to us. He said, "I'm so glad that gay men can go out in public without being embarassed nowdays!" He patted me on the back and walked away. I'm a woman. FML

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By Richard - 06/02/2010 18:39 - France

Today, there was a new and extremely attractive girl at youth group, so I decided to introduce myself. Her reply was, "Wow, I've always wanted to meet a gay guy!" FML

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Oh the times, they are a-changin'

By toelie - 06/11/2017 22:00

Today, as two of my students walked into my classroom, I said, "Hi, ladies". One of them screamed at me: "Did you just assume my gender?!" FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2012 04:46 - United States

Today, a co-worker passed me a note with information about one of our cute, new co-workers I was interested in. Her report? Simple: "Lesbian. Try again. They're EVERYWHERE!" FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2022 01:00 - Ethiopia

Today, after I spaced out for 3 minutes, the guy in front of me asked if I was interested in him. I replied that I'm not gay. It turns out "he" was a woman, not a guy. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2010 01:57 - United States

Today, I found out everybody at work thinks I'm a lesbian because they thought my boyfriend was a girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/04/2009 02:33 - United States

Today, I saw a lesbian couple walking through the mall. One of the ladies walked up to me in the middle of the busy mall and started screaming at me about how rude it is to stare, and how we are all equal- straight or not. I was only staring because I'm a lesbian too, and they were hot. FML

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By what - 26/11/2010 19:17 - United States

Today, while shopping, a few giggling girls came up to me and asked why I was wearing a dress in public. Highly confused, I didn't answer. When they walked away laughing, I realized they thought I was a man. I'm a woman. FML

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Dogmaw 0

Monday 1 June 2009 15:55

You wear a shirt that says that, you can't be offended by "Hey, gays!". It's a little funny. A little. :)

Redders123 1

Sunday 25 April 2010 3:32

I live in SoCal - we refer to everyone here as "you guys". Just like in the south more than one person is "y'all". Guys doesn't always mean "male".

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MagneticGuitar 0

Monday 1 June 2009 18:46

well #10 . I don't wear a shirt that says "Im Straight" or Glorifies or give me pride at being straight.

SirAwesome 0

Monday 1 June 2009 18:46

Seriously, they deserved it for wearing that shirt. Gay isn't a bad word to gay people anymore. They probably found your slip hilarious.

swimmmmx 0

Monday 1 June 2009 18:57

sooooooooo? you'll prob nevr see them agaiiiin.

BaldOuting 0

Monday 1 June 2009 19:18

where do you work ? was this a professional setting or like mcdonalds?

jskains 6

Monday 1 June 2009 19:20

I want a straight pride shirt that says "We are even more everywhere!" Yes, grammatically incorrect, but funny. :)

Praesse 0

Monday 1 June 2009 19:25

You're kind of stupid. But they most likely didn't care at all.

Travestie616 0

Monday 1 June 2009 19:29

#7 stop being a feminist. It annoys the rest of us girls that aren't anal retentive. I don't see why so many people are saying the OP deserved it. It was a Freudian slip.. a really funny one, sure, but an uncontrollable mistake =)

darkmis1 17

Monday 1 June 2009 19:49

@7: wuts wrong with the word "guys"? I'm a girl and when I hang out with my friends, both guy and girl, we all say "heyy guys" or "wuts up guys" there's nothing wrong with it-it's said all over. OP: if they were wearing a shirt like that, then they shouldn't have been really offended.