Miscellaneous: Today, to avoid a guy who's been creepily following me around...

By stalked - 08/01/2014 20:27 - United States - Boca Raton

Today, to avoid a guy who's been creepily following me around school lately, I ducked into the girl's bathroom. After few minutes, he stuck his head in with his eyes closed and asked if I was done yet. FML

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By georgiana072 - 22/09/2009 07:36 - Philippines

Today, as I was coming out of the ladies' room, I saw a guy glancing at me. A few minutes later, I saw him coming at me at a fast rate. I decided to run from him. As I got out of the building and into a cab, I saw him from the window waving my phone at me. He was just trying to return it. FML

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By longest minute - 25/05/2016 11:28 - United States - Cypress

Today, I was peeing in a public bathroom when a guy walked in and passed by 4 open urinals to use the one next to mine. After feeling his gaze for a second, I confronted him with my own, in hopes he would stop. Instead, I stared into a stranger's eyes until I finished peeing. FML

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By thisiswhyimsingle - 14/09/2015 05:17 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, I decided to to gather up the courage to ask the cute boy in my math class for his number. He gave it to me, and I texted him later that night. But little did I know he actually gave me the number of the creep in class who is always grabbing my ass. I ended up asking the creep out. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2011 13:28 - United Kingdom

Today, a guy who annoys me walked over. To avoid speaking to him, I pretended to be on the phone and he walked away. A few moments later, my phone rang. I looked around to see if he'd seen me. He had. He was the one calling me from down the hall. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2011 18:52 - United States

Today, at work while on the toilet, somebody came into the stall next to me and gave a loud play by play of every fart, plop, and grunt. He then asked loudly who I was and when I didn't answer put his head under the stall to look at me. FML

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By Sovekipisse - 15/06/2013 22:24 - France - Arthon-en-retz

Today, I went to a bar for some drinks. A guy looked me up and down, gave me a suggestive smile, then asked for my name and number. I'd have been a little less creeped out if he hadn't been standing beside me at the urinal the whole time. FML

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By blaahh - 19/02/2011 01:35 - United States

Today, I was asked out by a guy I've liked since the beginning of the year. All I could say was, "I have to pee", and ran into the men's bathroom. FML

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By s3xygrandpa - 06/11/2013 19:09 - United States - Palm Harbor

Today, despite my fear of using public restrooms, I was forced to anyway to avoid my bladder exploding. I was finally getting over it when someone stuck their head under the stall to "see if someone's in there". I'm scared more now than I was before. FML

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Creeped out

By gymgirl - 17/12/2013 23:48 - United States - Grand Prairie

Today, while at the gym, I noticed a creepy-looking guy watching me. When I got up from the equipment, I noticed that he sniffed the seat. I didn't say anything the first time. After he did it the second time, I asked him to stop. He bent down and sniffed it without breaking eye contact. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2017 12:00 - United States - Hurricane

Today, at work, I wanted to scare my best friend, who is also my coworker. Thinking that he was cleaning the women's bathroom, I snuck in and right when I was about to scare him, my store director came out of the stall. FML

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RenoTheRhino 30

Thursday 9 January 2014 0:08

Tell a teacher or the principal. That could seriously escalate.

Robbieisadowg 16

Thursday 9 January 2014 0:08

Report him!

Comments

JMichael 25

Thursday 9 January 2014 0:16

Uh...that's really creepy. I'd definitely inform someone about it.

Polynomial 28

Thursday 9 January 2014 0:18

Tell a teacher. That is crossing a line.

speakersboom 19

Thursday 9 January 2014 1:58

I agree. Toilet to an adult before your chances of getting rid of him go down the drain. Get to the bottom of it.

alicespoons 17

Thursday 9 January 2014 0:20

At least he's respectful, to a point

jddrinker 6

Thursday 9 January 2014 0:30

So he is a respectful stalker.

kman8599 8

Thursday 9 January 2014 1:59

The BEST kind of stalker!

amisenho 11

Thursday 9 January 2014 17:06

So his alignment is lawful evil?

fantasyworld 37

Thursday 4 December 2014 15:25

So stalking is fine as long as he's respectful, ok.

hate69 9

Thursday 9 January 2014 0:24

Take a knife and when he's fallowing you step behind a corner wait for him to come around it as soon as he dose put the knife to his neck and tell him if he don't stop you will kill him

ksks1234 33

Thursday 9 January 2014 0:54

*following, does I am pretty sure that would get op expelled. She should probably start off by informing the proper authorities.

speakersboom 19

Thursday 9 January 2014 1:52

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the result of playing aggressive video games for too long.

allplayedout 20

Thursday 9 January 2014 2:05

OP sounds like a high school student, not a game of thrones character.

RedPillSucks 31

Thursday 9 January 2014 3:04

Then OP will get suspended. It would be easier to just report him and not resort to violence.

Opie_Winston 7

Thursday 9 January 2014 4:33

Wow #20. Wow

IrishBabe411 7

Thursday 9 January 2014 4:57

That would already probably kill him dumbass

LinkandSaria 10

Thursday 9 January 2014 5:48

Because knives and threats can solve any problem! ~sarcasm~

DKjazz 20

Thursday 9 January 2014 7:24

Knives are actually very good a solving problems. They're even better at causing problems!

TallMist 32

Wednesday 23 April 2014 20:56

#60 Seriously? It's not the video game's fault. It's the person's.

Ghostcaptain 6

Thursday 9 January 2014 0:26

In his mind, you two have been hanging out all week.

jddrinker 6

Thursday 9 January 2014 0:29

Get some OC spray. I've seen that stuff make a grown man go into the fetal position and cry.

mattrd_fml 31

Thursday 9 January 2014 0:29

I thought it was going to say you went into the boys bathroom instead. but the real ending was so much better!

jddrinker 6

Thursday 9 January 2014 0:32

Or you could just put him in the friend zone.

jddrinker 6

Thursday 9 January 2014 0:48

Once he realized he was in the friend zone I think he chill out

arsenicalhumor 30

Thursday 9 January 2014 1:25

Nope, friendzone won't make him **** off and/or chill out. If anything, it will either make him angry, try harder, or cause physical/mental damage. OP should try to politely tell him to stop, and if that doesn't work- she should try to contact someone who can make him see that what he's doing is unacceptable.