Miscellaneous: Today, to avoid a guy who's been creepily following me around...

By stalked - 08/01/2014 20:27 - United States - Boca Raton

Today, to avoid a guy who's been creepily following me around school lately, I ducked into the girl's bathroom. After few minutes, he stuck his head in with his eyes closed and asked if I was done yet. FML

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By georgiana072 - 22/09/2009 07:36 - Philippines

Today, as I was coming out of the ladies' room, I saw a guy glancing at me. A few minutes later, I saw him coming at me at a fast rate. I decided to run from him. As I got out of the building and into a cab, I saw him from the window waving my phone at me. He was just trying to return it. FML

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By longest minute - 25/05/2016 11:28 - United States - Cypress

Today, I was peeing in a public bathroom when a guy walked in and passed by 4 open urinals to use the one next to mine. After feeling his gaze for a second, I confronted him with my own, in hopes he would stop. Instead, I stared into a stranger's eyes until I finished peeing. FML

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By thisiswhyimsingle - 14/09/2015 05:17 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, I decided to to gather up the courage to ask the cute boy in my math class for his number. He gave it to me, and I texted him later that night. But little did I know he actually gave me the number of the creep in class who is always grabbing my ass. I ended up asking the creep out. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2011 13:28 - United Kingdom

Today, a guy who annoys me walked over. To avoid speaking to him, I pretended to be on the phone and he walked away. A few moments later, my phone rang. I looked around to see if he'd seen me. He had. He was the one calling me from down the hall. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2011 18:52 - United States

Today, at work while on the toilet, somebody came into the stall next to me and gave a loud play by play of every fart, plop, and grunt. He then asked loudly who I was and when I didn't answer put his head under the stall to look at me. FML

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By Sovekipisse - 15/06/2013 22:24 - France - Arthon-en-retz

Today, I went to a bar for some drinks. A guy looked me up and down, gave me a suggestive smile, then asked for my name and number. I'd have been a little less creeped out if he hadn't been standing beside me at the urinal the whole time. FML

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By blaahh - 19/02/2011 01:35 - United States

Today, I was asked out by a guy I've liked since the beginning of the year. All I could say was, "I have to pee", and ran into the men's bathroom. FML

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By s3xygrandpa - 06/11/2013 19:09 - United States - Palm Harbor

Today, despite my fear of using public restrooms, I was forced to anyway to avoid my bladder exploding. I was finally getting over it when someone stuck their head under the stall to "see if someone's in there". I'm scared more now than I was before. FML

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Creeped out

By gymgirl - 17/12/2013 23:48 - United States - Grand Prairie

Today, while at the gym, I noticed a creepy-looking guy watching me. When I got up from the equipment, I noticed that he sniffed the seat. I didn't say anything the first time. After he did it the second time, I asked him to stop. He bent down and sniffed it without breaking eye contact. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2017 12:00 - United States - Hurricane

Today, at work, I wanted to scare my best friend, who is also my coworker. Thinking that he was cleaning the women's bathroom, I snuck in and right when I was about to scare him, my store director came out of the stall. FML

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RenoTheRhino 30

Thursday 9 January 2014 0:08

Tell a teacher or the principal. That could seriously escalate.

Robbieisadowg 16

Thursday 9 January 2014 0:08

Report him!

Comments

BreezyBgirl 8

Friday 10 January 2014 4:37

Get a restraining order. If he's poking his head into the bathroom at school, who knows what else he will (or has) done.

ekwinoks 5

Friday 10 January 2014 5:30

Shoulda snacked his ass as soon as he stuck his head in there

frizz101 22

Friday 10 January 2014 7:52

OP call the cops!

Curlytwirly22 17

Friday 10 January 2014 11:15

This is like a guy in my school except the guy in my school follows all the girls around !!! He's soo annoying !!!

Curlytwirly22 17

Friday 10 January 2014 11:16

You should report him to the principal

Sniper_Chick4110 20

Friday 10 January 2014 14:19

Oh, I feel for you, That used to be me, hiding in the bathrooms from stalkers. I started drinking rum to pass the time in there. It got so bad at one point I had to tell one specific guy, very publicly, to back off while waiting for my bus. Somehow the embarrassment scarred him for life. He told me about this through a lengthy message in my inbox, years later through facebook.

Sniper_Chick4110 20

Friday 10 January 2014 14:54

An eleven page handwritten letter on somebody's rock collection and how they can fix your private computer that you only just found out was broken, is why you should NEVER smile at boys. My best advice to you.

Sniper_Chick4110 20

Friday 10 January 2014 15:06

Especially during exam time when they mix this shit in among your exam notes.

Sniper_Chick4110 20

Friday 10 January 2014 14:35

Serious misuse of emergency services.

Devul143 12

Saturday 11 January 2014 4:56

>.> That's beyond ****** up... watch yourself, OP... Go to the police if you truly feel it getting waaay outta hand... like, peeking-his-head-into-the-bathroom creepy. 0_0