Intimacy: Today, to get back at me for breaking up with him, my ex-boyfriend...

By Anonymous - 17/07/2009 18:25 - United States

Today, to get back at me for breaking up with him, my ex-boyfriend thought it would be really funny to post semi nude pictures of me on Craigslist. To top it off, he decided to give all 200+ people who responded to my ad my home phone number. I'm getting non-stop calls from horny freaks. FML

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By Chanman1924 - 24/12/2012 21:06 - United States

Today, my friend put my phone number on Craigslist. I still can't find the ad, but obviously everyone else can because I still haven't stopped receiving naked pictures. FML

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By blahppl14 - 27/12/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend got high and decided to text all our friends and family the crazy stories about us. He was even nice enough to include pictures. I hear a nude one made it to my Dad. FML

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By Spadiethestar - 31/07/2009 08:36 - France

Today, I discovered that my cheating, stealing ex-boyfriend is posting pictures of naked women having group sex, with my face photoshopped onto them. He sent those to my boss, my friends, my family, and only because I refused to bail his drunken self out of jail a couple weeks ago. FML

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Good one, thanks

By Anonymous - 31/03/2009 13:48 - United States

Today, I woke up to 70 new text messages and 100 calls, all from numbers I didn't know. The night before I got into a heated argument with my old best friend about who was prettier. She got mad and posted my number on Craigslist as a prostitute. Apparently I won. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2009 06:15 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend, who I have been trying to get back together with, texted me. He asked me how life was going, he then asked me if I had the naked picture of him saved on my phone. I asked him why. He replied that he wanted to send it to his crush. FML

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By bullah007 - 28/11/2014 18:43 - Pakistan - Lahore

Today, my friend made a fake account on Facebook, pretending to be a girl, and posted my phone number on a sexting group. I've been getting calls and text messages from horny weirdos all day long. FML

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By Craigslist is Evil. - 24/09/2013 18:12 - United States - Dickson

Today, my ex-wife put my number on Craigslist as a gay fashion designer needing a one night stand. I only found out when I got a text from an unknown number asking me when was the last time I "ate a black anaconda". FML

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By christian9294 - 08/02/2010 20:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, saying I was immature for making gay jokes all the time. A few hours later, I got six texts and three calls from guys I didn't know. It turns out, she put my name and number on Craigslist as a gay man seeking a relationship. FML

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By nomorenakedpicsplease - 07/07/2013 05:21 - Canada - Leduc

Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend gives out my number to guys who ask for hers. Let's just say that I'll never be able to unsee the pictures that were sent to me. FML

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Nice victim blaming!

By fuckyoutoothen! - 22/07/2020 08:02

Today, I showed my friend all the dirty messages and dick pics her boyfriend had sent me. I included the ones of me telling him to stop. Instead of being mad at him, she flipped out on me, saying it’s my fault because I “dress too sexy” and he shouldn’t even have my number. He got it from her phone. FML

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purple5 0

Friday 17 July 2009 23:04

Couldn't you sue him, or something? He signed up as you...isn't that kind of fraud?

regalarius 0

Monday 20 July 2009 7:17

Wow, you guys are jerks. Clearly, a couple should never get intimate, or see each other naked, or know secrets about each other, right? In fact, they probably shouldn't be allowed to know each other's phone number or where they live until marriage...just to be safe, maybe they shouldn't be allowed to know what the other looks like, either. Jeez.

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RavishMe77 0

Friday 17 July 2009 23:35

The fact that her ex has semi-nude pictures of her doesn't make her a ****. Her ex is the bastard for using them like that. FYL, OP.

intotheblue 0

Friday 17 July 2009 23:39

Isn't that illegal? If you're being harassed by a bunch of strangers now, I'd definitely contact a lawyer and sue your asshole ex for defamation and pain & suffering. That's awful of him to do that, especially giving out your home address! I mean that's beyond childish revenge, that's downright putting you in danger. And it's not like a phone number where you can just change it (without having to move anyway). Man that sucks... seriously, ask a lawyer if there's anything you can do.

wootie 0

Friday 17 July 2009 23:44

that really sucks... but that's what you get for taking pictures like that.

hk_fml 9

Friday 17 July 2009 23:44

How the hell is she a ****, for trusting her OWN boyfriend with nude photos of her? It was a completely jackass thing to do on his part, she was a victim. Go to hell, those of you who think she's being a *****. How is it that so many people are against women and their sexuality? Grow the hell up, this isnt the nineteenth century anymore.

sacredpoppy 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 0:25

I agree! I found the "YDI for posing nude, ****" particularly offensive. Sexists are so immature - they're living in a sandbox. Hopefully they're a dying breed, though. They won't be able to procreate because no woman will want them.

cassiebear7652 7

Monday 8 August 2011 10:56

I see where you coming from, like she can do what she wants with her body but i think that if she didnt want other peeps to see them then she shouldnt of taken the risk of taking them in the first place

orange_colin 0

Friday 17 July 2009 23:47

YDI for having a phone.

Luckster 0

Friday 17 July 2009 23:54

*facepalm*

myfavoriteplay 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 0:27

I lol'd.

greenhawkshare 0

Friday 17 July 2009 23:53

A few more issues: -If she gave the photos to him, she also implicitly gave him the rights to distribute the photos. He could put them all over the net without any fear of the law. - That being said, posing as her on Craigslist is illegal. And lastly, we are only getting one side of the story here. Who knows what OP could have done to make the boyfriend want revenge. He probably had reasons himself.

Moemoemoe_fml 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 0:27

"If she gave the photos to him, she also implicitly gave him the rights to distribute the photos. He could put them all over the net without any fear of the law." Untrue, you only give away rights over photos of yourself by signing a release agreement. The photos being posted still makes him a criminal since he didn't have her signed release agreement. Ever noticed that when you submit photos to some site, it always has small print saying that "by clicking/uploading to their site, you agree that you are the rightful copyright owner and" yadda-yadda-yadda? It's the legalese to cover themselves. Something the boyfriend didn't have, obviously... so he is in trouble. He submitted it as his own when it was not so.

scythefwd 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 10:11

If he took the photos, he is the rightful copyright owner. She doesn't say she gave him the photos, she just said they were of her.

athos1237 4

Friday 17 July 2009 23:56

Report him to the police and contact Craig's List to get his IP address given to the police for harassment. He crossed into the criminal world by this action. You may want to change your number. Phone company will do it for free if its because of harassment or stalking by an ex. I had to do that when my roommate moved out one weekend I was gone. She had every a$$hole she knew call me and harass me because I didn't want to renew the lease we had coming up 6 months in the future. We were just "roommates" and I found the girl I would marry. Fortunately her friends were too scared to come face to face with me and just called. Good Luck and kick his a$$ if you ever run into him again.