Intimacy: Today, to get back at me for breaking up with him, my ex-boyfriend...

By Anonymous - 17/07/2009 18:25 - United States

Today, to get back at me for breaking up with him, my ex-boyfriend thought it would be really funny to post semi nude pictures of me on Craigslist. To top it off, he decided to give all 200+ people who responded to my ad my home phone number. I'm getting non-stop calls from horny freaks. FML

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By Chanman1924 - 24/12/2012 21:06 - United States

Today, my friend put my phone number on Craigslist. I still can't find the ad, but obviously everyone else can because I still haven't stopped receiving naked pictures. FML

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By blahppl14 - 27/12/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend got high and decided to text all our friends and family the crazy stories about us. He was even nice enough to include pictures. I hear a nude one made it to my Dad. FML

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Call 911

By Spadiethestar - 31/07/2009 08:36 - France

Today, I discovered that my cheating, stealing ex-boyfriend is posting pictures of naked women having group sex, with my face photoshopped onto them. He sent those to my boss, my friends, my family, and only because I refused to bail his drunken self out of jail a couple weeks ago. FML

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Good one, thanks

By Anonymous - 31/03/2009 13:48 - United States

Today, I woke up to 70 new text messages and 100 calls, all from numbers I didn't know. The night before I got into a heated argument with my old best friend about who was prettier. She got mad and posted my number on Craigslist as a prostitute. Apparently I won. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2009 06:15 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend, who I have been trying to get back together with, texted me. He asked me how life was going, he then asked me if I had the naked picture of him saved on my phone. I asked him why. He replied that he wanted to send it to his crush. FML

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Horndogs

By bullah007 - 28/11/2014 18:43 - Pakistan - Lahore

Today, my friend made a fake account on Facebook, pretending to be a girl, and posted my phone number on a sexting group. I've been getting calls and text messages from horny weirdos all day long. FML

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By Craigslist is Evil. - 24/09/2013 18:12 - United States - Dickson

Today, my ex-wife put my number on Craigslist as a gay fashion designer needing a one night stand. I only found out when I got a text from an unknown number asking me when was the last time I "ate a black anaconda". FML

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By christian9294 - 08/02/2010 20:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, saying I was immature for making gay jokes all the time. A few hours later, I got six texts and three calls from guys I didn't know. It turns out, she put my name and number on Craigslist as a gay man seeking a relationship. FML

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By nomorenakedpicsplease - 07/07/2013 05:21 - Canada - Leduc

Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend gives out my number to guys who ask for hers. Let's just say that I'll never be able to unsee the pictures that were sent to me. FML

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Nice victim blaming!

By fuckyoutoothen! - 22/07/2020 08:02

Today, I showed my friend all the dirty messages and dick pics her boyfriend had sent me. I included the ones of me telling him to stop. Instead of being mad at him, she flipped out on me, saying it’s my fault because I “dress too sexy” and he shouldn’t even have my number. He got it from her phone. FML

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purple5 0

Friday 17 July 2009 23:04

Couldn't you sue him, or something? He signed up as you...isn't that kind of fraud?

regalarius 0

Monday 20 July 2009 7:17

Wow, you guys are jerks. Clearly, a couple should never get intimate, or see each other naked, or know secrets about each other, right? In fact, they probably shouldn't be allowed to know each other's phone number or where they live until marriage...just to be safe, maybe they shouldn't be allowed to know what the other looks like, either. Jeez.

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NRApros 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 3:01

Call the cops on him!

SarahB0184 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 3:15

What he did is illegal. Print off the ad he posted and go file a police report, as well as report it to CL. If you decide to take legal actions, the court can subpoena CL for the records/e-mail of the poster. I am not a sue-happy person, but you do have legal rights. Make sure you print and keep the ad.

airplanefood 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 3:33

No matter who the OP is or what she did, her ex is still really immature. It's good she broke up with him.

Hinkdot 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 4:00

lol

youfailSOhard 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 4:14

Well you really know how to pick 'em ..

californiareader 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 4:17

Isn't that at least semi-illegal? I would report that to the police if I were you.......

Cupcake10 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 4:32

YDI for being a hoe-ass. Everyone knows that you don't send anyone even QUARTER nude pictures b/c once they're in someone elses possession they get to do whatever the he'll they want with 'em!

sickinlove13 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 5:04

Sue for emotional distress. hahahahaha.

helpmeiamblind 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 5:05

Ok, seriously? Why do people not understand what I said earlier? My comment #22 is now "hidden" because a bunch of crazies didn't like what I had to say? Well, you people can all suck it because seriously, I don't hate women but it's not my fault when they act like bitches, get payback, and then whine about it. Doesn't anyone understand? It's the OP's FAULT and she got what was coming to her. I'd like to buy her ex a coffee and shake his hand.