Intimacy: Today, to get back at me for breaking up with him, my ex-boyfriend...

By Anonymous - 17/07/2009 18:25 - United States

Today, to get back at me for breaking up with him, my ex-boyfriend thought it would be really funny to post semi nude pictures of me on Craigslist. To top it off, he decided to give all 200+ people who responded to my ad my home phone number. I'm getting non-stop calls from horny freaks. FML

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By Chanman1924 - 24/12/2012 21:06 - United States

Today, my friend put my phone number on Craigslist. I still can't find the ad, but obviously everyone else can because I still haven't stopped receiving naked pictures. FML

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By blahppl14 - 27/12/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend got high and decided to text all our friends and family the crazy stories about us. He was even nice enough to include pictures. I hear a nude one made it to my Dad. FML

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By Spadiethestar - 31/07/2009 08:36 - France

Today, I discovered that my cheating, stealing ex-boyfriend is posting pictures of naked women having group sex, with my face photoshopped onto them. He sent those to my boss, my friends, my family, and only because I refused to bail his drunken self out of jail a couple weeks ago. FML

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Good one, thanks

By Anonymous - 31/03/2009 13:48 - United States

Today, I woke up to 70 new text messages and 100 calls, all from numbers I didn't know. The night before I got into a heated argument with my old best friend about who was prettier. She got mad and posted my number on Craigslist as a prostitute. Apparently I won. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2009 06:15 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend, who I have been trying to get back together with, texted me. He asked me how life was going, he then asked me if I had the naked picture of him saved on my phone. I asked him why. He replied that he wanted to send it to his crush. FML

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By bullah007 - 28/11/2014 18:43 - Pakistan - Lahore

Today, my friend made a fake account on Facebook, pretending to be a girl, and posted my phone number on a sexting group. I've been getting calls and text messages from horny weirdos all day long. FML

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By Craigslist is Evil. - 24/09/2013 18:12 - United States - Dickson

Today, my ex-wife put my number on Craigslist as a gay fashion designer needing a one night stand. I only found out when I got a text from an unknown number asking me when was the last time I "ate a black anaconda". FML

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By christian9294 - 08/02/2010 20:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, saying I was immature for making gay jokes all the time. A few hours later, I got six texts and three calls from guys I didn't know. It turns out, she put my name and number on Craigslist as a gay man seeking a relationship. FML

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By nomorenakedpicsplease - 07/07/2013 05:21 - Canada - Leduc

Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend gives out my number to guys who ask for hers. Let's just say that I'll never be able to unsee the pictures that were sent to me. FML

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Nice victim blaming!

By fuckyoutoothen! - 22/07/2020 08:02

Today, I showed my friend all the dirty messages and dick pics her boyfriend had sent me. I included the ones of me telling him to stop. Instead of being mad at him, she flipped out on me, saying it’s my fault because I “dress too sexy” and he shouldn’t even have my number. He got it from her phone. FML

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purple5 0

Friday 17 July 2009 23:04

Couldn't you sue him, or something? He signed up as you...isn't that kind of fraud?

regalarius 0

Monday 20 July 2009 7:17

Wow, you guys are jerks. Clearly, a couple should never get intimate, or see each other naked, or know secrets about each other, right? In fact, they probably shouldn't be allowed to know each other's phone number or where they live until marriage...just to be safe, maybe they shouldn't be allowed to know what the other looks like, either. Jeez.

Comments

shoshizzle 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 0:15

Don't give anyone semi-nude pictures of yourself. Ever.

Hells_Belle 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 0:19

Ouch! that sucks

Moemoemoe_fml 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 0:21

The police exists for a reason, dear, and it's among other things, to get back at ***** like your ex who do illegal stuff like that. Please do call them.

Whatevers_clever 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 0:23

You can report him to Craigslist and possibly call the cops and tell them your ex boyfriend is ruining your privacy and image. I'm sure there's some lawyer-type of way to say it.

skullbuster 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 0:27

As a close friend of our OP, Anonymous (woman), I would like to extend a thank you to all of our loyal CourtTV and TNT drama series viewers for sharing your keen knowledge of the law and your advice - and all without a retainer no less - pure saints! My only concern here is that the only bar that any of you are familiar with would be the one on the corner where you go with your fake IDs to get a buzz on. Stick to what you know, skip the legal analysis, and offer up the fastest way to get drunk - give the girl what she needs!!!

posampo 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 0:37

hey people ARE posting what they think is helpful, dont tell people what to post as helping your "close friend" get drunk is hardly the best thing to do in this situtaion bet you don't even know her and you're just some troll looking for attention

skullbuster 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 0:53

Oh my god, I don't even know if I should post anything because you are just so STOOPID! Of course I don't know "anonymous (woman)" you dip!

dancin303 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 4:44

yeah i was like you def. commented earlier about how we dont know if it was a long relationship or not

Agnol117 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 18:59

You're right. No one here knows anything about any sort of legal issues. And even if thye do, they're not trying to at least be helpful. Seriously. It's a plain and simple harassment suit. You don't need to be a lawyer to know that. You just need to have a basic knowledge of how the legal system works in the US.

Starsmydog 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 0:29

your fault. Don't take nudes.. obviously someone is going to see them, the question is always who

livingdeath 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 0:30

And you didn't even make a bad life decision by giving him full nudies, that totally blows.

livingdeath 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 0:35

Um, number 30? Even the most conservative dudes take pics of themselves topless. It's called, Beach Vacation or Pool Photos. I've done it, oh no, girls have even SEEN me topless, what a **** I am! Seriously, feminism is just a bunch of jaded old haters who just turn the prejudice around and spread hatred.

cassiebear7652 7

Monday 8 August 2011 11:00

I kinda agree with u bcause the human anatomy for males and females is different. That still doesnt mean feminism is a load of crap though.

dramakat11 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 0:45

I agree it's a bad idea to trust anyone with nude pics of yourself. However, it's almost irresistible! My bf and I love to take pics and vids of each other. It's so hot to watch. They are on my camera but I know it's still risky but oh well...I trust my boyfriend. I know you never know but damn I couldn't give it up, it's too hot. FYL OP.